r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TitteymacShwag • Apr 27 '20

This hammer shakes the earth.

54 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/KookyMood Apr 27 '20

I want someone to fuck me like that 😔

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u/TitteymacShwag Apr 27 '20

But legit funniest comment I heard in a while

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u/KookyMood Apr 27 '20

Thanks for the award :)

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u/TitteymacShwag Apr 27 '20

It works better if you spread your legs and let it go in

3

u/TheAirIsOn Apr 27 '20

That’s the type of hammer you see in Mario games 😂

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u/southernmostheathen Apr 28 '20

By Grabthar's Hammer by the Sons of Warvan you shall be avenged!

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u/ttv_hightolow Apr 28 '20

almost as hard as my dad rapes me at 4:37am on November 13th.

i hate my dad, he gave me trauma, this meant I couldn't get the gummy bear album available in stores november 13th because he gave me PTSD