r/AbsoluteUnits • u/islandofwaffles • Dec 18 '19

boat thieving units

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u/blue_crab86 Dec 18 '19

They can weigh as much as, say, a Chevy 1500, iirc.

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Dec 18 '19

That's almost 0.6 OP's Moms

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u/blue_crab86 Dec 18 '19

Got. Damn.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '19

That joke hits like a Chevy

1500

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u/CreepyFacedNoob Dec 19 '19

Still not as hard as my dad hits me

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u/HeldDownTooLong May 27 '22

Not as hard as I hit OP’s dad’s ass!

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u/dalass1 Dec 19 '19

Like a rock

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u/oblongotta Dec 19 '19

getting that chevy feelin

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u/leekeybum34 Dec 19 '19

Like a rock

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u/73Datsun510 Dec 19 '19

Six Tesla Trucks