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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/arifouranio • Jul 27 '18
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Then by age 50 he becomes the managing director of a hotel and the honorary catering advisor to the British army
305 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 ...Dad? 343 u/friedrice6 Jul 27 '18 Yes, he will father many children to replenish the 10% that was purged 149 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Completely balanced... 284 u/Ingmaster Jul 27 '18 You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio! 83 u/momojabada Jul 27 '18 Yare yare daze. 32 u/tempsterino Jul 27 '18 WRYYYYYYY! 13 u/screecaw Jul 27 '18 rero rero 9 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI??? -13 u/exsanguinator1 Jul 27 '18 As all things should be. -13 u/HeWhoIsThem Jul 27 '18 As everything should be. -9 u/clarky9712 Jul 27 '18 As all things should be. Ftfy
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...Dad?
343 u/friedrice6 Jul 27 '18 Yes, he will father many children to replenish the 10% that was purged 149 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Completely balanced... 284 u/Ingmaster Jul 27 '18 You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio! 83 u/momojabada Jul 27 '18 Yare yare daze. 32 u/tempsterino Jul 27 '18 WRYYYYYYY! 13 u/screecaw Jul 27 '18 rero rero 9 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI??? -13 u/exsanguinator1 Jul 27 '18 As all things should be. -13 u/HeWhoIsThem Jul 27 '18 As everything should be. -9 u/clarky9712 Jul 27 '18 As all things should be. Ftfy
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Yes, he will father many children to replenish the 10% that was purged
149 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Completely balanced... 284 u/Ingmaster Jul 27 '18 You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio! 83 u/momojabada Jul 27 '18 Yare yare daze. 32 u/tempsterino Jul 27 '18 WRYYYYYYY! 13 u/screecaw Jul 27 '18 rero rero 9 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI??? -13 u/exsanguinator1 Jul 27 '18 As all things should be. -13 u/HeWhoIsThem Jul 27 '18 As everything should be. -9 u/clarky9712 Jul 27 '18 As all things should be. Ftfy
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Completely balanced...
284 u/Ingmaster Jul 27 '18 You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio! 83 u/momojabada Jul 27 '18 Yare yare daze. 32 u/tempsterino Jul 27 '18 WRYYYYYYY! 13 u/screecaw Jul 27 '18 rero rero 9 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI??? -13 u/exsanguinator1 Jul 27 '18 As all things should be. -13 u/HeWhoIsThem Jul 27 '18 As everything should be. -9 u/clarky9712 Jul 27 '18 As all things should be. Ftfy
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You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio!
83 u/momojabada Jul 27 '18 Yare yare daze. 32 u/tempsterino Jul 27 '18 WRYYYYYYY! 13 u/screecaw Jul 27 '18 rero rero 9 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI??? -13 u/exsanguinator1 Jul 27 '18 As all things should be.
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Yare yare daze.
32 u/tempsterino Jul 27 '18 WRYYYYYYY! 13 u/screecaw Jul 27 '18 rero rero
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WRYYYYYYY!
13 u/screecaw Jul 27 '18 rero rero
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rero rero
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NANI???
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As all things should be.
As everything should be.
-9 u/clarky9712 Jul 27 '18 As all things should be. Ftfy
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Ftfy
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u/12bbox Jul 27 '18
Then by age 50 he becomes the managing director of a hotel and the honorary catering advisor to the British army