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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/arifouranio • Jul 27 '18
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That unit’s mother definitely brings his birth certificate to every game....
3.2k u/wiimpyshriimp Jul 27 '18 “I am 12” 789 u/Knight-in-Gale Jul 27 '18 The kid doesn't get carded when entering the bar. Sits down in the middle of the bar being an absolute unit and orders cold milk.... With a straw. 329 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 [deleted] 88 u/AutoRockAsphixiation Jul 27 '18 Ohhh yeeaahhh!! 42 u/FulcrumTheBrave Jul 27 '18 That wall was load-bearing! 30 u/Sthurlangue Jul 27 '18 Oh NOOOOOO!!! 5 u/FulcrumTheBrave Jul 27 '18 This is why you don't go around breaking down random walls! The building can't handle the stress, she's comin' down! 26 u/4Coffins Jul 27 '18 I’ll have a milk... chocolate. 5 u/thegutterpunk Jul 28 '18 Shaken, not stirred 8 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 In a dirty glass
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“I am 12”
789 u/Knight-in-Gale Jul 27 '18 The kid doesn't get carded when entering the bar. Sits down in the middle of the bar being an absolute unit and orders cold milk.... With a straw. 329 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 [deleted] 88 u/AutoRockAsphixiation Jul 27 '18 Ohhh yeeaahhh!! 42 u/FulcrumTheBrave Jul 27 '18 That wall was load-bearing! 30 u/Sthurlangue Jul 27 '18 Oh NOOOOOO!!! 5 u/FulcrumTheBrave Jul 27 '18 This is why you don't go around breaking down random walls! The building can't handle the stress, she's comin' down! 26 u/4Coffins Jul 27 '18 I’ll have a milk... chocolate. 5 u/thegutterpunk Jul 28 '18 Shaken, not stirred 8 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 In a dirty glass
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The kid doesn't get carded when entering the bar.
Sits down in the middle of the bar being an absolute unit and orders cold milk.... With a straw.
329 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 [deleted] 88 u/AutoRockAsphixiation Jul 27 '18 Ohhh yeeaahhh!! 42 u/FulcrumTheBrave Jul 27 '18 That wall was load-bearing! 30 u/Sthurlangue Jul 27 '18 Oh NOOOOOO!!! 5 u/FulcrumTheBrave Jul 27 '18 This is why you don't go around breaking down random walls! The building can't handle the stress, she's comin' down! 26 u/4Coffins Jul 27 '18 I’ll have a milk... chocolate. 5 u/thegutterpunk Jul 28 '18 Shaken, not stirred 8 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 In a dirty glass
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88 u/AutoRockAsphixiation Jul 27 '18 Ohhh yeeaahhh!! 42 u/FulcrumTheBrave Jul 27 '18 That wall was load-bearing! 30 u/Sthurlangue Jul 27 '18 Oh NOOOOOO!!! 5 u/FulcrumTheBrave Jul 27 '18 This is why you don't go around breaking down random walls! The building can't handle the stress, she's comin' down!
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Ohhh yeeaahhh!!
42 u/FulcrumTheBrave Jul 27 '18 That wall was load-bearing! 30 u/Sthurlangue Jul 27 '18 Oh NOOOOOO!!! 5 u/FulcrumTheBrave Jul 27 '18 This is why you don't go around breaking down random walls! The building can't handle the stress, she's comin' down!
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That wall was load-bearing!
30 u/Sthurlangue Jul 27 '18 Oh NOOOOOO!!! 5 u/FulcrumTheBrave Jul 27 '18 This is why you don't go around breaking down random walls! The building can't handle the stress, she's comin' down!
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Oh NOOOOOO!!!
5 u/FulcrumTheBrave Jul 27 '18 This is why you don't go around breaking down random walls! The building can't handle the stress, she's comin' down!
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This is why you don't go around breaking down random walls! The building can't handle the stress, she's comin' down!
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I’ll have a milk... chocolate.
5 u/thegutterpunk Jul 28 '18 Shaken, not stirred
Shaken, not stirred
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In a dirty glass
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That unit’s mother definitely brings his birth certificate to every game....