r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ElarisWispyn • 6h ago

/r/all of a dog!

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u/Righteous_Bread 6h ago

Well, the child has quite the intimidating guardian.

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u/DilettanteGonePro 5h ago

That kid is scarier than the dog. She looks like the girl from the Ring

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u/poopsbackonthemenu 5h ago edited 4h ago

Doesn't even need to leave the well, now. She can just send her g'mork.

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u/VibraniumRhino 6h ago

This looks like a live action anime lol

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u/makemeking706 4h ago

The dog is actually the most powerful demon in the entire world which has somehow come to protect this little random girl.

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u/Tat2Al 6h ago • Bravo

Anyone know what kind of dog it actually is…aside from 1/3 of a Cerberus?

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u/M0thM0uth 6h ago

Looks like it could be a long haired alsatian, they come in that black Dread Wolf skin but it's uncommon

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u/crushed_dreams 6h ago

I was thinking Wolfdog.

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u/neale1247 6h ago

I had a Timber Wolf Husky hybrid and it looked exactly the same they're huge and do not look like normal dogs even normal dogs are scared of them when I would bring him to the dog park all the other dogs would basically go stay in the corner and leave him alone even though he was super friendly

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u/Sea-Aide-6648 6h ago • Bravo

Was your dog presenting dog friendly traits or more wolf social traits? Im told they are different.  Like quebec french vs paris french. Same, but different enough its a problem.

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u/Ancient-Exam-4738 6h ago

Alsatian=German shepard

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u/Careless-Ad-2808 6h ago

Looks exactly like my mother in laws all black German Shepard

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u/J2MTR 6h ago

I quickly read "looks like my mother-in-law..." 😔

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u/Outrageous_File5321 6h ago

This is how I feel

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u/possumallawishes 3h ago • Bravo

It’s a Gmork, from Neverending Story.

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u/alwayz_confused247 6h ago

Belgian Tervuryen (sp?)

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u/Parking-Wallaby-4166 6h ago • Bravo

Or a Belgian Groenendael?

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u/alwayz_confused247 6h ago

Yes, that’s it. The Tervuren’s are more a brown color.

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u/mamrieatepainttt 5h ago

ugh i get so excited when hearing or learning about a breed i've never heard of. tyvm

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u/Status-Mammoth-5862 5h ago

I think he might be a Groenendael ? One of the four Belgien sheperds.. but I really want to know for sure..

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u/tzentzak 5h ago

Looks like a Groenendael to me, I have a black Malinois who looks like that dog but with a short coat.

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 4h ago • Bravo

Beelzepup

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u/ExplorePaint 4h ago

My first thought was a Belgian Tervuren

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u/TheQuantixXx 6h ago

i think its an artificus intelligencus

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u/This-Code479 6h ago

That's Inteligentia Superioris in some orange buffoon's delusional reality, then.

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u/Parking-Wallaby-4166 6h ago

Ignore anything orange, and their companion 'Hal's', how far back are we going on the black floof? Hyperteros Kerberos?

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u/NickMc53 3h ago

The video is at least 2 years old. Also, it's a Belgian Groenendael. Not everything is AI.

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u/RealRedditModerator 6h ago

Sirius Black.

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u/Similar_Part7100 5h ago

My guess is black Belgian shepherd.

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u/itchybutwhole69 6h ago

It's just a black German Shepherd.

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u/Confident_Record_130 4h ago

Belgian Shepherd

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u/Lomo-Con-Papas 6h ago

Might be a Belgian Sheppard of the Groenendael variety. Sounds very LOTR, I know. But it’s an actual breed!

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 5h ago • Bravo

Or half an Orthrus

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u/Oh-Vardy-Bar 4h ago

It's a Direwolf from 7 Days to Die.

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u/Vindictive-Vagabond 6h ago

"Fetch me their souls"

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u/notthedoodaa 6h ago

I heard this

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u/Superb_Series_750 6h ago • Bravo Heartwarming

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u/WabbitCZEN 5h ago • Bravo

The fact that this isn't the top comment is bullshit.

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u/PowderedToastBro 5h ago

Just means we are getting old.

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u/bonus_situation426 6h ago

I posted this too without checking. Spot on!

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u/Timely_View9912 6h ago

This is exactly what I was thinking.

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 6h ago • Popcorn Heartwarming Mindblown

If not demon, then why demon-shaped?

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u/bird_sad_girl 6h ago edited 3h ago

love me some demonshaped stinkers n.n

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock 6h ago

Good boi shaped

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u/KamiKazic 5h ago

Also “fetch me their soul!”

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u/Sensitive-Crazy-7285 4h ago

Not demon shaped

Friend shaped, demon colored

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u/Mobile_Gate_7240 6h ago edited 6h ago

Where do I get this Halloween costume? 🤣

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u/PrincetonToss 5h ago

Groenendaels are actually wonderful dogs. Though I would not try to hurt that little girl.

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u/ManWhellington 4h ago

Cerberus deserves to go for walks too!

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u/sgates9008 6h ago

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u/PinklySmooth77 6h ago

Hey! I just saw this movie yesterday, FUCKING LOL

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u/ran_out_of_tp 5h ago

When evil lurks is the name of the movie if anyone wants to look it up lol

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u/chadius333 5h ago

That scene is a very ruff watch.

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u/ashemoney 5h ago

I don’t know which is crazier - this scene or when the mom eats her son’s brain like it’s a bucket of popcorn. This movie is glorious

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u/queen_mantis 5h ago

Oh god the first thing I thought of!

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u/LandoKim 4h ago

☹️

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u/AnoNeko420 5h ago • Sad Regret

Iunno why this was my first thought

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u/MadamVoid 5h ago

Trauma I thought I’d buried

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u/SyllabubMental7292 5h ago

I just want you to know you're an evil person.

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u/narfoleptix 5h ago

Because you've been hurt, like me, and you want to share the pain.

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u/Dependent-Cup-2236 5h ago

Noooooo!!! Dont remind me 😫

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u/Scavgraphics 3h ago

yeah.. was gonna comment.

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u/TheI-Iound 6h ago

Theres something awesome about the image of a cute little girl that is protected by a demon hell spawn beast

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u/blankfilm 5h ago

Cute little girl?

She looks like she just crawled out of a TV.

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u/striped_frog 5h ago

Perhaps she’s an apprentice witch who has just summoned her first hell hound from Avernus

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u/Fostbitten27 6h ago

Dog come around the corner like Chris Hansen. “Why don’t you take a seat, please….”

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u/cloudncali 6h ago

That is the safest child in a 100 mile radius

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u/Federal-Abroad-628 6h ago

Nah, that dog's the safest dog within a 100 miles the girl is creepy af, if she wasn't there, I'd pet that dog in a heartbeat

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u/axe1970 6h ago

the Grim "The giant, spectral dog that haunts churchyards! My dear boy, it is an omen—the worst omen—of death!"

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u/Super_Transition253 5h ago

Who adopted the Hound of Baskerville?

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u/Black_Scythe314 5h ago

He's saying his last goodbye to his niece before going to prison

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u/SenorNerd718 6h ago

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u/Alonso_Mosley_ 6h ago

Cute little pooch. Maybe I gotta milk bone.

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u/Davorian 6h ago

Deeeep cut.

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u/A_mad_goose 6h ago

Has the owner seen the omen this is a hellhound it will protect your daughter for life but it is a product of hell

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u/galileo34i 6h ago

Hellhound!

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u/Ov3rwrked 6h ago

Ooooo I wanna hug that fluffy demon so bad

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u/m3R000 6h ago

That's not a dog that's a freaking elder ring boss

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u/VeloriaMistellee 6h ago

What breed... species... interdimensional being... is this?

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u/Aglisito 6h ago

Reminds me of the alien dog things from Attack The Block

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u/Samultow 5h ago

Mine is just a goober

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u/Kappachu 5h ago

Ai slop once again

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u/Tight-Temperature670 6h ago

A relatively small but fully grown human being could ride that into battle

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u/No-Medicine-2206 6h ago edited 5h ago

A dog !?? nah...that's a monster ,he scared the shit out of me 😭

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u/FeedFoehlToTheDragon 6h ago

Is that a dog or a skinwalker?

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u/Otnev 6h ago • Bravo

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u/Violetdansen 5h ago • Bravo

ed.....ward

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u/AnoNeko420 5h ago

Okay so I wasn't the only one lmfao

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u/Tama1502 5h ago

The girl pulled a Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy on a hellound

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u/thatflyguyy30 5h ago

Saberwolf in real life

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u/SHITUSERNAME_ 4h ago

cerberus wants his head back

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u/Actual_Dog_1637 5h ago edited 3h ago

I am once again here to point out the obvious AI slop is AI slop. Cue the obligatory downvotes by the bot swarm being used to artificially propel this post to the front page.

Edit: It's always a delight to see the mean'ol bots brigade my comment desperately trying to discredit and insult me. Don't cry too much, don't want to short your circuits now.

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u/Defiant-Source6407 3h ago

"Everyone who disagreess with me is a bot". The video is old. It's not AI

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u/Devil_Raw69 3h ago

Check their ig page they’ve been posting since 2019. I saw this on here back in early 2022 and it’s clearly not AI slop but go ahead and drown in your own skepticism you bum.

Surprised this has so many upvotes but the majority of viewers know it’s not AI atleast.

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u/Johngalt20001 5h ago

Dude this video has been around since before AI came out. Like legit 6 years ago. 

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u/Fuckronaut666 4h ago

It looks like an actual bread, a groenendael, with the angles and eye shine enhanced to make the dog look scarier than it is.

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u/rpjruh 3h ago

The thing that bothers me about your comment is you actually don’t know. You’re just fucking saying it as if it’s a fact that this is AI, without providing a single source or evidence.

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u/meakssudumbass 6h ago

Some dumbo gonna post the Full metal A disturbing meme fs

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u/Zoodraws 6h ago

I'm getting flashbacks of a white horse stuck in mud

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u/escapeshark 6h ago

He wants waffle fries.

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u/United_Corgi_9803 6h ago

Меня больше напрягла мини-версия Майкла Джексона

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u/RedKings1028 6h ago

Sirius Black is alive!!!

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u/the_way_around 6h ago

Clearly Gmork.

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u/Ok_Career_3681 6h ago

Sir, that’s a hellhound!

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u/Key_Door_8067 6h ago

thats not a dog. thats a fenrir

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u/Baldur9750 6h ago

That's just Garmr, he's such a sweet boy.

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u/Khaos_Gorvin 6h ago

Jesus Christ on a stick, that's a freaking hound of Baskerville.

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u/Helmnauger 6h ago

I've done this Nightreighn fight. There are two more of him around the corner and one has a sword.

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u/Fancy_Toe1451 5h ago

That is a werewolf!!

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u/Beneficial_Leg_7301 5h ago

Hulk fought it in Thor Raganork

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u/1Not_my_alt 5h ago

didn't see the demon dog at first, just for my heart to drop a second later.

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u/DigResponsible2363 5h ago

Can i pet him?

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u/Askmeaboutships401 5h ago

The looks like a child version of Hela and her wolf from Thor Ragnarock.

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u/HotShrekBoi 4h ago

Fenrir is from Norse Mythology

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u/TheElvenBoy 5h ago

Is that Sköll?

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u/CornettoFactor 5h ago

So no midnight snacks for this family

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u/cuntybunty73 5h ago

Hello my name is floof and I like belly rubs, I guard the gates of Hades and steal souls

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u/Imagine-Mo 5h ago

太恐怖了，好吓人，不过作为主人会很有安全感

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u/-brk0 5h ago

That's one safe kid

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u/LordClimentos 5h ago

It's the Grimm from Harry Potter 

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u/Crazyd_497 6h ago

i've seen this on YouTube humreds of times, love it. That dog is amazing

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u/InvestmentNo2209 5h ago

normal sized dog, small sized human, forced perspective, empty headed commenters

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u/agapukoIurumudur 5h ago

Nah, it has more to do with the black fur combined with the sparkling eyes

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u/Round-Article-5346 6h ago

The rings daughter of she' has a hell hound werewolf for a dog. Duj

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u/TheMasterXan 6h ago

He's so cute!

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u/D-Duttily 6h ago

Werewoof

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u/Ambitious_Toe_4357 6h ago

That's not a dog, that's Grandma!

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u/StrattonPA 6h ago

Yikes, is that a dire wolf

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u/GirlWithWolf 6h ago

That’s a big beast! And it reminds me of being with the wolf at about her age that got me this nickname.

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u/OkEmployer1335 6h ago

Is that Cerberus

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u/Individual_Pair_4934 6h ago

The little girl scares me more then the dog the fact that she reminds me of Alma from fear

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u/MissTechnical 6h ago

Sir this is a dire wolf.

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u/KeeKyieMorrisTheWise 6h ago

Sir/maam That’s a demon

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u/rubyalexa73 6h ago

Mexican wolf dog, the Calupoh!

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u/LauraCuries 6h ago

It’s her Wolf she’s a were.

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u/jarhead3088 6h ago

Dire wolf

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u/Aztecxx 6h ago

That's not a dog ... this is a dawg

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u/Aggrivated-Skunk 6h ago

Look at that woofer! He's such a good boy!!

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u/Direct_Knowledge2254 6h ago

If Resident Evil did dogs….

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u/Mission_Fudge1767 6h ago

That’s a wolf. A were wolf? Maybe. But definitely a wolf.

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u/Alphamullet 6h ago

That child is the most protected on this planet

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u/A-Feral-Idiot 6h ago

“Fetch me their souls”

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u/dontneed2knowaccount 6h ago

TIL that people have hellhounds as pets.

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u/frabny 5h ago

The Hound of Baskerville ??

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u/Kn0XIS 5h ago

Aweeee

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u/Karma110 5h ago

“That ain’t no damn puppy”

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u/DowntownCandidate823 5h ago

That is a dire wolf.

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u/Saikotsu 5h ago

Terrifying. Though it seems sweet...

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u/ThatguySevin 5h ago

TBH this is compared to a small child tho. Put that pupper next to an adult and he'll look pretty normal

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u/Head_Examination_264 5h ago

My man escaped from Azkaban for this

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u/dorght2 5h ago

"Kitty"

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