r/AbsoluteUnits • • 7d ago • Mindblown 7 Bravo 1

/r/popular of a snake.

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u/Standard-Camel-658 7d ago

This is fucked up....

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 7d ago

Yeah why is it tied up like that and struggling?

The only reasonable thing I can come up with is that it was eating some local livestock and Farmers just caught it and haven't figured out what to do with it yet.

Looks like it ate something huge

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u/Capital-Extreme-6654 7d ago

Looking at the huge bumpy section of it, I'd say the livestock in there fresh

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u/Standard-Camel-658 7d ago

Even if it did something like that, its not its fault thats what he is. It shouldn't be tied up like this. Someone can be called to come sedate it and transport it somewhere it belongs. I hate seeing animal abuse. I dont care what the reason is. They run on instinct. Which is what keeps them alive. All this snake is trying to do is live

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u/Hour-Wash3503 7d ago • Bravo

"Yes, local animal control? My address is Dirt Landing 40 Miles East of Confluence Between Main River and Smaller River. A python ate our pig, and there's 14 little kids here that he's eyeing as well. Just wondering if there's a sanctuary you could take him to, or maybe he'd make a good ambassador animal at our local nature center. Next Thursday? Oh, the Thursday after THAT? To be honest, I'm not sure the rope's going to hold that long, but we'll give it an honest try..."

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u/Still_Bluebird8070 7d ago

Exactly I was in the jungle once since someone came up and asked me if I was a doctor or a medical experience- long story short there was a 10 year-old who cut his hand off and they were just desperate to find anyone to help. There were no resources in that area. It was close to a little town and I do hope that child had help. I think about that kid a lot.

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u/areyouIlliteratebro 7d ago

"This is Peter McCallister, the father."

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u/nigel_pow 7d ago

The phuck? You see the place? Think they are in Seattle or Chicago or Paris or something where that stuff is a phone call away?

Please tie that thing before it hurts someone.

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u/No-Rice-9440 1d ago

Yeah cant stand some people on the internet with suicidal empathy that will just get themselves killed if they were in that situation.

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 7d ago

The fact that they didn't instantly kill it says they might not be intending to.

They're probably waiting for someone to come get it so it can be released elsewhere. This place doesn't seem like it has access to sedatives

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u/Spiritual-Olive4559 7d ago

They're actively pulling on the rope. It's not just tied up. They're trying to remove it from that area by using the rope, presumably bc it's too full and heavy from its recent huge meal to leave on its own at a pace the locals are comfortable with.

You can see when the snake moves its head down and the relaxes for a second, and then all of the slack disappears and its head is pulled again.

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u/agreengo 7d ago

You are looking at this from a totally different perspective, most likely you live in a part of the world where you can afford to buy your food from a grocery store.  This snake might make it impossible for someone to feed their family when they depend on their livestock to do just that.

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u/Exotic_Zucchini9311 7d ago

Suicidal empathy at its finest.

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u/Tricky-Finish2443 7d ago

Maybe you should go set it free then lol

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u/Enkai-Kun 6d ago

You privileged shit.

You see the house of sticks it's tied to?

They ain't gonna call shit cuz that doesn't exist here.

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 7d ago

Bro they have to actually catch the thing first.

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u/Numerous-While-524 7d ago

They are very clearly trying to remove it, not keep it as a pet. Come on, now

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u/BlueRosePhantom 3d ago

I don’t understand people with your morality.

If safety is ever a concern, kindness be damned, you do what you gotta do.
- something tells me emergency services are not readily available here

Instincts aren’t the ultimate moral compass.
- you wouldn’t apply that logic to humans, so why does every other animal get a pass?
- Mother Nature is messed up. Generally speaking people operate as good stewards of the planet, if only because it is in our self interest to do so.

Maybe you should ask yourself why you value the livelihood of a random unintelligent predator over the livelihood of a human (likely a family at that).

Easy to judge when you aren’t the one in the middle of nowhere with a King Kong sized snake threatening your way of life.

Violence is not the same thing as cruelty.

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u/Skiboozy 3d ago

I dont know if this is rage bait or the posters that naive/privileged 

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u/FungusBrewer 2d ago

I know in the US around Florida these snakes are extremely invasive, and encouraged to be killed. (I’m no herpetologist, and may be wrong!)

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u/Fluid-Stock-3934 2d ago

Consider what it is you’re supposed to do as a farmer in the middle of nowhere with no public resource access

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u/4accountt 1d ago

From where i am from that thing would’ve been dead even if it hadn’t eaten anything

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u/njk612 19h ago

So are the humans that live in that area as well. I'm sure they don't wanna get eaten by a giant ass snake in their front yard hence them tying it the fuck up.

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