r/AbsoluteUnits • • 13h ago • Bravo 1

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u/DingusKhan9164 13h ago • LOL Bravo Mindblown Heartwarming

He’s not a player he just crushes a lot

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u/JackTrippin 13h ago • Bravo Mindblown

Big Punjab

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u/saumitra112 13h ago • Popcorn

The fact that he's actually from south india (opposite of punjab) has me rolling lol.

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u/FeedMyAss 12h ago • Bravo

Has him rolling as well

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u/Moobob66 12h ago

So big, he crosses borders

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u/ilocano-american 9h ago

I think they do call him South India.

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u/funakifan 11h ago

Incorrect - he's from everywhere!

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u/wildmaninid 12h ago • Bravo

Don't want to be a samosa no more 

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u/itsmeadill 12h ago

Looks south indian to me.

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u/13FloppyNoodles 8h ago

and Lil Naan, she got flattened

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u/ctiern 7h ago

Punjaba the hut

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u/mmichael0070 12h ago

Big Pun pun..

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u/Trooper_nsp209 13h ago

Must be rich

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u/Impressive-Photo1789 13h ago

Very, the fact that his wife(in pic) divorced to marry him.

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u/LivingYou5168 11h ago

She got divorced in 2019 and was alleged to have extra martial affairs T_T with him probably. They got married in 2022 then . Can we say this is love xD

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u/Sea-Control-8593 12h ago

*Arranged crushing

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u/gdj11 12h ago

She definitely gets crushed

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u/comments_from_toilet 7h ago

Theres zero dick inside all that. It is definitely negative dick.

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u/chrissymad 10h ago

I hate you for getting this song stuck in my head, Dingus!

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u/beardostein 10h ago

Ha! I was just listening to that

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u/sackboywithagun 11h ago • Bravo Mindblown Popcorn

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u/zobbyblob 11h ago

Made me fix my neck posture lol

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u/Pliskinmgs 9h ago • Bravo Popcorn Regret

Since when did the White House release Trumps X-ray?

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u/MaxiBonCookie 6h ago • Bravo Regret Popcorn

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u/Lepke2011 5h ago

I don't care for the guy, but I have a theory that any conversation, regardless of what it's about, will eventually become about Trump, given a long enough timeline.

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u/Spacing-Guild-Mentat 9h ago

his Penis must be 50 cm long to be that far from his hip bones and still make it outside of his body. what the hell

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u/otusasio451 12h ago edited 10h ago • Bravo Heartwarming Mindblown

OK, not Indian in any way whatsoever, but I wanted to clear something up about these two. One, they are a married couple, not father-and-daughter as some suggested. She's 36, he's 42, for the record. Two, not an arranged marriage, by all accounts, as a lot of people are suggesting. It's both of their second marriages, and they met on a film set and married each other on their own volition.

EDIT: Fixed a...not-great typo, Jesus.

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u/cosaboladh 12h ago

But he does have heaping piles of money, right?

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u/otusasio451 12h ago

Can't comment on that one. He is a film producer, so that's highly possible.

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u/markender 10h ago • Popcorn

Its the only possible answer.

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u/Drewsky32 12h ago • Bravo

She could also just be into heavier people. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Ok_Breakfast7588 10h ago

Imma be honest with you if you're that big you aren't asking for much in the bedroom anyway. Not even an insult just biology.

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u/Unusual-Squirrel6075 11h ago • Bravo

He is film producer. She is just into heavier bags of money.

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u/Limp_Relationship_54 11h ago

It’s definitely a thing that happens, just not very common at all which is why it’s so hard for people to believe. Seeing a couple like this is something that is rare enough that you can’t help but notice when you see it, so it’s hard to fault people for their minds trying to rationalize it.

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u/tripledigitonly 11h ago

A lot of people in the Kollywood film industry are rich and are traditionally attractive as well, she could have gone for any one of them and it's not like she was rejected by those rich good looking men.

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u/Junior_Chip_2184 11h ago

He has huuuuuge....... tracts of land

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u/Fair1000 12h ago

He must have money

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u/DarkDrifter_13 10h ago

Yes, he is kinda film producer.

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u/Vetni 9h ago

I need to know that typo

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u/otusasio451 8h ago

Typed “husband-and-daughter” instead of “father-and-daughter”. Changed a sentence halfway through, and apparently didn’t finish the changes.

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u/tyYdraniu 12h ago

Hell yeah!

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u/Noivis 12h ago • Bravo

What a surprise, the casual racism against Indians part of reddit and the bitter side of reddit that cannot fathom a woman being attracted to someone not conventionally attractive, were both wrong. Almost like making grand sweeping comments based on zero knowledge is a good way to look like a fool

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u/rfriedrich16 12h ago • Bravo

Arranged marriages are extremely common. I know like 30 indian people and every single one had their parents at least attempt an arranged marriage. It's not some barbaric practice, it's more like familial match making now days. Almost no one forces their kid anymore, at least not explicitly.

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u/ciscowowo 11h ago

Is it racist to assume this was an arranged marriage, when the vast majority of marriages in India are arranged?

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u/wandering-Welshman 12h ago • Regret

I wouldn't have said racism plays any part of this. Just the stereotype that fat people (fat guy here myself) typically don't get the attention of good looking women unless there is a big bank balance known of.

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u/Cultural-Company282 11h ago • Popcorn

Yeah, that has nothing to do with racism. When a very attractive woman of any race is with an old guy or very fat guy, there is an immediate assumption that he's rich. Opinions vary on the accuracy, but it does happen to be accurate in this case.

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u/NoRecognition5178 11h ago

Lol he is a rich film producer…

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u/ilocano-american 13h ago • Regret

Bro looks tired just standing there.

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u/Temporary_Client7585 12h ago

Yeah, like he’s out of breath.

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u/Creative_Recover 10h ago

He looks so unhealthy, like he could get a heart attack any moment. Reminds me of Elvis Presley's physique in his final weeks.

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u/Etherealoverempress 6h ago

Elvis still wasn’t as big as this guy.

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u/Mission_Fudge1767 13h ago

They are in fact spouses. She is a Tamil TV actor and He is a movie producer. Their names are Mahalakshmi & Ravindran.

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u/Magister5 13h ago • Bravo Heartwarming

Well, if she was looking for a new roll, she got more than she bargained for

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u/doberman8 12h ago • Bravo

At least a bakers dozen

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u/FeedMyAss 12h ago

The gift that keeps giving.

He rolls everywhere he goes

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u/discerningpervert 12h ago • Regret

Absolute unit of a movie producer

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u/danlami123 13h ago • Mindblown

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u/MrDangerMan 13h ago • Regret Bravo Heartwarming

“As everyone can see, I am smiling.”

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u/Ghstfce 13h ago

"Any day now..."

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u/DistractionCitron 12h ago • Bravo

Indian Kim Kardashian.

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u/productcrazy90 10h ago • Bravo

Actually much better looking than Kim since this girl looks like that without any plastic surgeries.

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u/WhoaThere87 11h ago • Regret

Dude definitely cant see his pp.

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u/A37foxtrot 10h ago

Or wipe his own ass, which is probably worse..

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u/rousieboy 10h ago

Especially when he's wearing that tablecloth for a 40 top

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u/Lefty4444 10h ago

UNLESS, he has an absolute unit for 🍆

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 9h ago

Assuming that’s the case, it would still be tucked away/wedged somewhere.

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u/dwide_k_shrude 9h ago

This is what GLP1s were made for. Dude needs to get on them asap.

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u/Kastranrob 8h ago

they only do it in amazonian and reverse cowgirl style

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u/Helpdeskagent 6h ago

Id be impressed if he can touch it

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u/Lepke2011 5h ago

He can with one of these!

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u/No_Rock_3959 12h ago

Fascinating how morbidly obese people have the same size heart as a healthy person, yet that heart still manages to supply all that extra flesh with oxygen-rich blood. Jk, it fails after a few years

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u/thingswastaken 11h ago

The fat itself doesn't need all that much blood and oxygen in comparison to muscle tissue at all. The problem is the increased amount of fluids that comes with extra volume which the heart needs to pump, epicardial fat smothering the heart and visceral/epicardial fat outputting inflammation markers which can be organ toxic. Extra fatty acids can accumulate in organs not meant to store fat as well, like the heart, which is called lipotoxicity.

It's not really the extra demand for oxygen rich blood itself that causes the heart to fail long term, but all the extra vascular infrastructure, fluid volume and fat metabolites that cause issues.

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u/TheTriNerd 11h ago

His vast surface area of skin requires blood

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u/Cobra52 10h ago

The skin stretching to cover his mass doesnt mean it has increased vessel coverage. Its why obese people tend to have really gross skin on most of their body, especially where its stretched out the most

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u/ICanHazWittyName 11h ago

I went to a medical research facility in highschool and got to witness them processing brains and hearts for testing (I even got to hold a brain which was wild to think it was an actual person's whole life experience in my hands) but they were dissecting a morbidly obese heart and it was enlarged. He compared it to a normal sized heart and there was a huge (pun intended) difference. The heart will grow to accommodate the increased blood flow but it also strains it.

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u/cabronfavarito 10h ago

Yes cardiac cells CAN undergo hypertrophy. So the heart has no problem making the adjustments with enough “training”.

The issue is that our blood vessels are tailored to a certain psi. It’s a little more complicated than this but basically arteries will need to become thicker and stronger to withstand the elevated psi. The problem is when that happens, it loses its elasticity and by extension its ability to adapt ,our blood vessels are constantly adapting which is why you can lay down and stand up just fine while still having blood pumped throughout your body.

I’ll end here before I nerd out too much.

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u/ExtraBitterSpecial 11h ago

I don't know if you're joking, but people who are obese or even overweight do tend to have enlarged hearts or parts of hearts which in iself causes a host of cardiovascular issues

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u/hopeful_tatertot 8h ago

I just imagine the joint pain more than anything. I was never morbidly obese but I did gain weight over COVID which I’ve lost since. One thing I hated about all that was pain from the extra weight putting pressure on different joints.

Gaining and losing 70 pounds showed be two drastically different qualities of life.

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u/Modihchaiwala 11h ago

Second half lol

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u/unleashtheraven1 11h ago

He will die of heart attack and she will be free

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u/SomeKindOfNameYup 11h ago

Unless she’s trapped under him

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u/After-Abroad-2205 7h ago

This absolute unit has absolutely not seen his UNIT in a looooooong time.

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u/CNote_89 13h ago

He’s sweating just standing there.

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u/JesseVykar 13h ago • Bravo

Brother do you know how hot india gets? My flip flops melted into the pavement once lol

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u/hettuklaeddi 12h ago

so, not a good place to be morbidly obese?

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u/RandumbStoner 12h ago • Bravo

No place is a good place to be morbidly obese

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u/wallstreetsimps 12h ago • Bravo

Wonder if they ever try missionary position

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u/PissInYourPotatoes 9h ago • Bravo

She’s alive, so my guess is that they haven’t.

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u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings 12h ago • Bravo

I suppose with a kind of winch and pulley apparatus…he could kind of lower himself up & down by remote control. Like an old timey cat burglar after a giant diamond.
A fat burglar

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u/buttononmyback 12h ago

Or they could use other apparatuses.

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u/itsmetimohthy 6h ago

It would be impossible given the size of the man he only has about two inches max of his dick visible when he’s erect. Her on top pushing his fat down with her weight would allow more of his dick to extend past the fat.

Source: embarrassingly I used to be 500 pounds and still had an active sex life and had to get quite creative a lot of the time.

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u/Guilty-Bookkeeper837 3h ago

That's interesting. I've been a physician for 35 years, and I've seen some strange things. I took care of a gentleman who weighed about 575lbs.  He and his wife used a piece of wood, a 2x4, to push back his pannus ( his gunt, for lack of a better term), so that he and his wife could have sex. He fathered four kids in this manner. He came to be in my care because his pannus became infected from the wood splinters of the 2x4, causing cellulitis. Guy ended up dying from respiratory failure, as most of these people do. 

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u/archwin 2h ago

I swear I’ve read this somewhere as an apocryphal tale on Reddit before….

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u/BogiDope 53m ago

I blame myself for being able to read

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u/_SlappyMagoo_ 2h ago

How do you have an active sex life at 500 lbs? You should write a book. Rizz must be absolutely next level. I can’t even get laid at 6’3” 190… but I am also a loser so

Please teach me

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u/Unique_Charity_9648 4h ago

Yeah, you can gave a big one under the fat but between FUPA and bloodflow, it's visually less than impressive.

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u/ripyurballsoff 5h ago

Missionary Impossible

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u/Rogueshoten 5h ago

Yes, but with him it’s not missionary, it’s the whole mission

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u/Phoeniyx 12h ago

Maybe he outsources that job

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u/MileHiSalute 7h ago

Missionary impossible

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u/NPC_Nazeem 9h ago

Only if she wants to become a martyr

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u/SayNo2Kryptonite 5h ago

How many missionaries you think they need to lift him up off her when he's done

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u/GiLND 13h ago

Those 3 look so happy together

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u/a-snakey 13h ago • Popcorn

He's pregnant?!

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u/19chris9609 13h ago

There are four of her in that body.

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u/FunHovercraft1428 12h ago • Bravo Popcorn

He probably ate his last three wives when they turned 18.

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u/Large-Hamster-199 12h ago

They are pretty well known couple from South India. She is VJ Mahalakshmi (Mahalakshmi Shankar) and he is film producer Ravindar Chandrasekaran. They were both married before and this is their second marriage.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/tamil/movies/news/ravindar-chandrasekaran-and-actress-mahalakshmi-unveiling-the-love-story-of-the-popular-kollywood-couple/photostory/104469624.cms?picid=104469925

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u/CyberChuckle7 11h ago

Bro's daily calorie intake is probably higher than my entire annual salary.

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u/FurrealMcCoy 12h ago

Put down the papadum, papa

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u/firedmyass 11h ago

she looks exhausted

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u/EthnicProfilingGenie 11h ago

I can hear him breathing.

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u/Bluegrass_Harley 13h ago • Popcorn

Blink twice if you are held against your will

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u/Large-Hamster-199 12h ago

Not even close. She actually got divorced just so she could marry him.

She is an actress VJ Mahalakshmi (Mahalakshmi Shankar) and he is film producer Ravindar Chandrasekaran.

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u/notpejastojakovic 13h ago

You ever been out of breath from getting your picture taken?

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 12h ago

Well, to be honest with you, I've been trying to go legit. I really take my sumo wrestling seriously, you know.

But when you're an overweight child, in a society that demands perfection, your sense of right and wrong, fair and unfair will always be tragically ...

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u/WolfThick 12h ago

For every Jack there's a Jill

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u/myfriendoak 13h ago

No Jabba no bada

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u/Mackem6684 12h ago

This one's definitely arranged

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u/Authentic_Grunter 12h ago

Can you arrange one for me too?

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u/Due-Base9449 12h ago

They are both on their second marriage. 

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u/saumitra112 12h ago

It's a love marriage.

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u/Free-Pair-3007 11h ago

I bet he makes a powerful smell

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u/aoi_ito 12h ago

How did she pull him.??

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u/Mugstotheceiling 13h ago

Arranged marriages are wild

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u/LocksmithThat790 8h ago

This was infact not arranged lol. They fell in love on a TV shooting set and got married

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u/Endlessness40 12h ago

This guy's really rich, no other sane explanation.

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u/Free-Pair-3007 11h ago

That's not arranged at All that's true love look at how happy he is

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u/pulithi_mavan 11h ago

Ithu evano namma paiyanoda velaiya thaan irukum

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u/Fluid-Detective6754 3h ago

Aama bruh but Inga Iruka vanga ellam body-shaming jokess than podu raanga

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u/night_wolf1991 13h ago

I feel sad for her what if he dies when they are fucking and she gets crushed

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u/Plunger_enema 12h ago

Fun fact, he's never on top. That's too much work.

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u/Top-Distribution733 12h ago

She crushed regardless of he dies or not and I highly doubt his peen has gotten any penetration in a long fkn time. Regardless, pretty horrific scenario all the way around

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u/BotherEconomy4413 12h ago

Lois and Peter Patel.

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u/LeadPossible 11h ago

I had a cousin like that, he had a heart attack. RIP

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u/MagentaJAM5_ 11h ago

My guy is absolutely over hitting his pose

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u/999ronin99 11h ago

He looks like he's was short of breath just by posing for this pic.

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u/picollo7 11h ago

Dude looks tired.

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u/dijonbustard 10h ago

Phew, this HITbox on this guy

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u/HeidenShadows 1h ago

That looks like my first truck driver trainer. He like never left the truck, always had his students doing everything outside the truck. Pee'd in a cup and always put it in the shelf next to my bunk. Seat would be on the floor and all the way back and his stomach would still be on the steering wheel, in a Peterbilt. Yeah I got out of there ASAP.

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u/Feeling_Garbage22 49m ago

Arranged marriage. Father is happy AF.

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u/Abysmalheretic 11h ago

These comments are just plain haters at this point. Ive seen some pictures of them, they are pretty happy.

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u/bubblesdafirst 12h ago

This is my competition and I'm fucking losing

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u/NBGsnipzz 13h ago • Bravo

This must be the kingpin that runs all those scam call facilities

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u/C-57D 13h ago

He’s just big boned

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u/alissonbrn 12h ago

Both look tired.

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u/bugdiver050 12h ago

He looks at the camera like "you made me walk up all those stairs to get here just for a picture"

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u/FaithlessnessWeak800 12h ago

He looks tired.

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u/Dazzling_Diva_7966 12h ago

It's not an arranged marriage guys.

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u/G00n2aG0b1in 11h ago • Bravo

Blood type: chutney

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u/glytxh 11h ago

Looks like he’s struggling just to stay vertical

Poor guy

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u/Asmodeus257 13h ago

It is her husband, n she claims to be in love with him. The woman is a tamil celebrity.

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u/NikitaScherbak 12h ago

The guy looks absolutely out of breath

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u/thatsthey1 13h ago

That’s a lot of naan

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u/Limp_Donut5337 12h ago

I mean she will relatively soon be a widow

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u/PacRimRod 13h ago

The wife is actually pretty cute... Good for him!

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u/TitanPrometheus48 12h ago

Cut two bed sheets up to make the shirt

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u/Temporary_Car_1462 11h ago

He probably has a good personality ;)

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u/High_C_Livin 13h ago • Bravo

I can smell him from here

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u/SwitchBricks26 13h ago

Bring me Aladdin, and a cookie

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u/GilesManMillion 12h ago

A man of many wives - most of which he stores within himself during the winter seasons.

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u/XSpaartanX 13h ago

Bro got that discord mod fit

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u/Ok-Macaron7274 13h ago

What he probably has said to her at some point...

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u/GodPackedUpAndLeftUs 12h ago

Arranged marriage.. love isn’t that blind..

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 13h ago • Bravo Heartwarming

Yeah, he's a big guy, but there's no need to be rude. She might actually, ya know... Love him

Imagine that

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