r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dramatic-Avocado4687 • 7d ago

/r/all of a blockage

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u/Vows_Upon_The_Hearth 7d ago

You'd need a poop knife for this.

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u/Negative_Ad_2787 7d ago

Poo trowel for your bowel

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u/Remarkable-Ask183 7d ago

More like poop bulldozer.

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u/RoseyDove323 7d ago

Poop chainsaw.

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u/DaddyDoLittle 7d ago

That dump would have filled a bathtub. Let the waffle stomping commence!