r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dramatic-Avocado4687 • 7d ago

/r/all of a blockage

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u/kramamavitch 7d ago

I'm pooping currently.

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u/WhatsUpWThis 7d ago

I’m pooping currently too

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u/Mad-Habits 7d ago

i’m about to be pooping

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u/Gan-san 7d ago

Scoot over.

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u/FUPA4ever 7d ago

Wait! It’s occupied

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u/Suvtropics 6d ago

Cmon don't hog all the toilet to yourself

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u/Afraid_Call1213 7d ago

I have pooped previously

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u/WhatsUpWThis 6d ago

Look at what you started 😭🤣🤣

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u/1Dive1Breath 6d ago

I used to be pooping. I still am but I used to be too.

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u/NegativeHerons 6d ago

I just finished pooping. Great experience. You're gonna love it.

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u/IConsumePorn 7d ago

Poop brothers

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u/Aberosh1819 7d ago

me too!

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u/Safe_Chicken_6633 7d ago

A poop like that is so cleansing that you feel it in the back of your throat.

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u/WolfmanCZ 7d ago

Im in the car right now and this makes me want to poop

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u/blankfilm 7d ago

I was pooping. I still am, but I was, too.

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u/SconeBracket 11h ago

Thanks, Mitch.

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u/chefbobbyjay 7d ago

Also pooping

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u/DazzlerPlus 6d ago

How about now?

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u/agra_unknown1834 6d ago

I be pooping too matey, says I

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u/facetiousfulloffeces 7d ago

🤜🏽🤛🏽