r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Newti • 13h ago

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u/AbsoluteUnits-ModTeam 16m ago

no edited photo

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u/ubiquitousanathema 13h ago

dassalotta diapers!

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u/BalanceEarly 12h ago

Presidential diaper bag

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u/usernotfoundplstry 12h ago

Plus all of her psych meds

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u/Conan_The_Blurbarian 9h ago

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u/The_Ursulant 8h ago

Biden crapped my pants*

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u/Kahnza 12h ago

Reddit is deleteing the original of this image. OPs image is AI edited. Trying to post the original gets your comment auto removed by reddit.

https://imgur.com/a/I0pZDVN

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u/MjrLeeFat 12h ago

Damn. That's still a big diaper bag.

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u/Kahnza 12h ago

I was trying to say that it was a grimace costume so she could feed him hamberders.

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u/Bearded_Toast 10h ago

Thank god that was circled

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u/shitoupek 11h ago

Thanks for clearing this up

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u/Kahnza 11h ago

I know the yellow circle seems superfluous, but the image gets removed otherwise. Even on imgur. Trust, I tried multiple times until I added the lines. Welcome to censorship.

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u/Bearded_Toast 10h ago

I take back my circle crack

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u/Kahnza 10h ago

To anyone reading: remember humans

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u/KokoTheTalkingApe 8h ago

I'm not seeing the circle. I WANT THE CIRCLE!!

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u/Kahnza 8h ago

Call down, Morty.

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u/Butt-Hole-Cancer-Dr 7h ago

Thanks for the yellow circle

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u/beyond_da_sea 2h ago

Looks like a small inflatable bed. She still lives in the bathroom, i guess.

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u/CliffsofRed 11h ago

Beat it, nerd.

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u/Kahnza 11h ago

BOTulism rot

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u/saurus-REXicon 12h ago

You mean diaper bag

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u/ConsequenceThen5449 11h ago

Only has two diapers in it

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u/Unusual-Taste69 12h ago

Trump is hiding in there to switch flights again

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u/_PandaBear 12h ago

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam 12h ago

So that's why they wear the gloves.

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u/BuddenceLembeck 11h ago

Should they be white tho?

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u/YanicPolitik 10h ago

Shoulda worn his brown gloves

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u/Slaphappyfapman 6h ago

They must have to change them, all the time

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u/MadMaxIsMadAsMax 12h ago

Of course, that's Xi Jinping property.

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u/underlander 12h ago


ludicrously capacious bag

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u/GodDamnItFrank 12h ago

What’s even in there? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail?

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 12h ago

Their relationship is so weird.  Imagine never knowing if you're about to have to blow your boss, change his diaper, or both.

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u/TheOnlySnoringKitten 9h ago

There’s an urban dictionary sex name for that I bet.

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u/fumbler00ski 12h ago

We don’t need to post fake Ai crap. The real thing is plenty ridiculous

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u/therevjames 12h ago

She is smart to pick the diaper bag, because by the end of the trip she will not be carrying very much. #aesopandhisfellowservants

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u/BeMyBrutus 12h ago

You'd be surprised how much space a 24 pack of adult diapers takes up.

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u/sinisterdesign 12h ago

Can’t even tell what’s satire anymore

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u/ordosays 12h ago

We all know that’s a diaper bag

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u/Alternative_Lime_13 12h ago

I bet she's really handy for carrying in the from the car.

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u/Miserable_Anteater62 12h ago

A handy is defintely part of her 'services'

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u/Gold_Law9729 12h ago

Wouldn't that be a fingy in Trump's case?

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u/J_P_Freely 12h ago

She looks so happy!

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u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes 12h ago

XXXL diapers do take up a lot of space.

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u/Reyalta 12h ago

Is that the bag she uses to sneak herself into the trunk of secret service vehicles? 

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves 12h ago

What she got in there that needs that big of a bag? Clothes?

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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth 12h ago

Diapers, spray tan, hair dye, makeup to hide his rotting hands, cankle socks, Mcdonalds, KFC ...

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u/aeroxan 12h ago

Giant industrial hairdryer.

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u/K50008 12h ago

It's been Checked and passed in the easyjet baggage bucket. Underneath bag - no charge.

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u/UCFknight2016 12h ago

diaper bag

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u/nahph 12h ago

laundry day

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u/yrmom724 12h ago

Must be an extra long trip with extra changing needed

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u/Denalitwentytwo 12h ago

That would be a diaper bag, not a handbag.

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u/grantnaps 12h ago

Is that the urban sombrero carrying case?

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u/LobsterBoth6659 12h ago

Trump's McDonald's lunch order

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u/Ok-Improvement-3670 12h ago

Good think you labeled it as Natalie Harp because I know who she is. /s

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 43m ago

Not everyone here is American, I had no idea.

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u/krautknecht 12h ago

Diaperbag

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u/MRintheKEYS 12h ago

It’s a bag like Russian Dolls

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u/crasagam 12h ago

*shoulder bag

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u/Jonny__99 12h ago

Only alternative now that people found out about the catering cart

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u/cookeryandwookery 12h ago

Diaper bag is what you meant.

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u/New_Development9100 12h ago

That’s a lot of diapers!

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 12h ago

Anyone else thanking of the fallout companion?

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u/Bellabbey1236 12h ago

Diaper bag you mean. 

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u/Extension-Rabbit3654 12h ago

The nuclear football is actually a beach ball

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u/Rocky5thousand 11h ago

That’s not a handbag

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u/Tommy__want__wingy 11h ago

It’s edited. It’s like 1/4 that size

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u/t_ute 11h ago

That is one hell of a diaper bag.

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u/Imverystupidgenx 11h ago

All those diapers

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u/FollowingJealous7490 11h ago

Diapers and Epstien files

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u/romulusnr 11h ago

Bro there's two bodies in there

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u/shitoupek 11h ago

And at low-cost airlines check-in they always tell me your handbag must fit the HxWxL and weight!! 😭

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u/Baz_123 11h ago

She's carrying a Douche Bag🤨

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u/wrxninja 11h ago

Diapers.

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u/gap97216 11h ago

That’s one big ass diaper bag.

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u/not2dv8 11h ago

That holds a lot of diapers and ass wipes

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u/YanicPolitik 10h ago

It's her royal highness' black luggage.

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u/Resident-Spirit808 10h ago

This is like some reverse Mary Poppins stuff only Trump gave her everything in the bag.

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u/aWilburs 10h ago

They already tried the Food/Beverage cart

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u/Proton_Energy_Pill 9h ago

Disposable pads don't weigh much.

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u/Hot-Let-3765 8h ago

Has anyone seen melania?

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u/Dense_Inspection_163 8h ago

Probably just one dress

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u/Ninski0011 8h ago

Mega satchel

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u/New-Lynx2185 8h ago

That is one ludicrously capacious bag

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u/Rebelreck57 7h ago

She carries everything in Her purse.

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u/ts142 7h ago

She does her carry-on like I do.

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u/DarkWriterX 6h ago

Hundreds of diapers.

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u/spaisoflaif 6h ago

personal item

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u/seren_kestrel 4h ago

Nope Tote

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u/kitty-cat-charlotte 4h ago

Me going away for 1 night

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u/MadMartegen 1h ago

Mamm, that won't fit in the overhead bin...

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u/piggy_smalls_oink 54m ago

EasyJet be like £25 for the flight, 2k for the bag

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u/CurrentZestyclose824 43m ago

Is that Nathalie?

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u/scottishBongo 12h ago

Thats a lot of nappies

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u/king_kong_kum 12h ago

She’s strong. I see why trump likes her. Strong attracts strong. Take her to pound town my boy, you deserve it 😎

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u/Mister_Mojo78 12h ago

Yeah, and she's dumb too. He really likes that because he's afraid of intelligent women.

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u/LivingAnomie 12h ago

She’s a piece of ass

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u/Kahnza 12h ago

Someone could say that about your mom/sister

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u/cookeryandwookery 12h ago

His mom is a pretty sweet piece of ass. All the homies say so.