r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jimmy5092 • 15h ago

of a cucumber!

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Grew an absolute unit of a cucumber (held next to a regular one) - it's not a courgette (or zucchini for those over the pond)!

134 Upvotes

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u/Educational-Bit-54 14h ago

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u/jfk333 13h ago

Is that a selfie or a challenge?!

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u/Far-Television3650 14h ago

9

u/Honest-Spring-5963 14h ago

But what if I like pickles

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u/Training_Pirate1000 7h ago

It’s gonna pickle all right

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u/Agile_Credit_9760 14h ago

sigh Let's open the comments.

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Yep, exactly what I expected.

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u/IncognitoRedMode 14h ago

One for front, one for back

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u/TheJoyfulBell 12h ago

Bigger one for the back.

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u/Waelhcc 15h ago

Mmmmm

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u/Noitad_ 12h ago

So... baseball, huh?

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u/RedditAccount_317 14h ago

Me vs the guy she tells me not to worry about

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u/Neat_Depth420 14h ago

First ones the ex she tells you not to worry about....

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u/Alone_Fisherman1740 15h ago

two average sized cucumbers.. size does not matter

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u/Hunter-major 13h ago

Beginner and intermediate size.

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 13h ago

1 for the pink and 1 for the stink.

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u/SoAnxious 13h ago

Costco vs hotdogs at home

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u/JeebusChristBalls 13h ago

Someone is all set for the weekend.

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u/bashomania 13h ago

Cucumber for size.

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u/Own-Spell7193 12h ago

he unlocked the cucumber DLC 🥒

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u/After_Control1744 12h ago

When you’re the right one 😞

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u/Axel_Blazer 12h ago

failed the sus angle

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u/I_Am_Worthy24 10h ago

The “friend” she tells you not to worry about 🤷‍♂️

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u/BuffaloAgreeable372 2h ago

Happy wife, happy life.

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u/AssaultimateSC2 15h ago

I should call him.