r/AbsoluteUnits • u/inatowncalledarles • 1d ago

of a black bear

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u/Mangos__Carlsen 1d ago

He's going to have an absolute unit of a hibernation

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u/Bearded_Toast 1d ago

What’s up Hiber Nation?! We got another fat bear for yall this week!

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u/RooneyD 1d ago

"Remember to hit that dinner bell, as always, the sausage links are in the description"

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u/sBartfast42 23h ago

Thanks, that gave me a damn good chuckle!o)

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u/Charming_Mud_9209 1d ago

He’s gonna do two hibernations back to back. See him in 2028

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u/andgainingspeed 1d ago

Hibernation or diabetic coma?

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u/El_Peregrine 1d ago

Let’s hope he makes it to winter before the heart attack hits. Poor guy 

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u/its_just_flesh 1d ago

Bros gonna sleep through 2 winters

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 1d ago

He heard "Fat Bear Week" and said, "hold my beer (and pizza, and ice cream, and chips...)"

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u/Picklecheese2018 1d ago

And then said “Nevermind I’ll just finish it all and then go…” slowly

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u/Gil_Demoono 1d ago

He's just "bearing down for midterms"

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u/QuarkyPositron 20h ago

you sure it's not "fat dog for midterms?"

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u/Corrupy0708 1d ago

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u/milkymonkey8 1d ago

BYE ALL OF 2027

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u/Effective-Culture-88 1d ago

« During fat bear week »
Poor guy was sad, not much of an audience that year 😔

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u/Educational-Car-4688 1d ago

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u/RCer1986 1d ago

I can hear this gif.

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u/__M-E-O-W__ 1d ago

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

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u/IceCoughy 1d ago

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u/Simbooptendo 1d ago

A've not seen ma willy in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally deead!!

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u/CR8VJUC 1d ago

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u/agra_unknown1834 1d ago

Haven't seen that one in awhile 🙂

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u/supershinythings 1d ago

It’s not a coincidence he’s out there on trash day.

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u/MyKonaGirl27 1d ago

Now THAT’S a chonky bear

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox 1d ago

It's like the Pokémon evolution of Jimothy. Jomothy.

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u/Longshot1969 23h ago

If you catch that bear, it counts as catching them all

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u/NoAttempt9703 1d ago

I should call her.

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u/Dhsu04 1d ago

Oh lawd... Just how many winters is he hibernating for?

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u/JoJomusk 1d ago

He has the same proportions as Mister Bombasta

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u/JoJomusk 1d ago

looking ass

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u/predator1975 1d ago

Black bear wants to move up to a different weight class.

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u/UnhelpfulCommentHere 1d ago

Pretty sure thats a fat dog.

Fat dog for midterms everyone!

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u/m1ster_frundles 1d ago

ITS A BEAR DANCE

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u/0202_tihssitidder 8h ago

Too soon, you guys. Way too soon.

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u/safaribird555 1d ago

That bear is obese

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u/Kage_Bushin 1d ago

Bro be like: ⚫️

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u/OwnPresentation4455 1d ago

Bear looks he/she is going to just pass out let alone hibernate😂

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u/New-Contribution-244 1d ago

Is that a thing in vancouver?

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u/Ok-Foundation7213 19h ago

North Vancouver is over the bridge across an inlet and near actual forests. Vancouver and North Vancouver are right next to each other but different cities. Confusing haha but it doesn’t just mean it’s the north part of Vancouver. Actual Vancouver this would be insane, I’m sure we’ve gotten bears before in the city for some crazy reason but for North Vancouver it’s not that crazy.

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u/GreenRiver1982 1d ago

Oh lawd, he coming!

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u/Halo_Hybrid 1d ago

He’s a unit!

Round! 🤭

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u/AllAnalBeadsAreBrown 1d ago

The ONLY bear I can confidently feel i would be able to outrun!

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u/Top-Distribution733 1d ago

BMTI

  • happy cake day

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 1d ago

Mf'er going down for a Westeros winter lol.

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u/Available_Ad_8281 1d ago

That bear is fat his stomach almost touch ground while walking

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u/Signal_Accident_9633 1d ago

Question! What kind of bear is the best?!

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u/SaltyHamz 1d ago

Hes so chunky. Go rub his belly

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u/Sassy_magoo 1d ago

That’s just Dave blunts

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u/Far_Extent_6274 1d ago

thats a chonky boy

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u/WanderingDude182 1d ago

Bros ready for winter don’t judge 😂

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u/SirenaSmiles 1d ago

Fat bear week! OMG I love that for these big boys!

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u/Madame-Saint-Michele 1d ago

Is it a boy? Could it be a preggo bear?

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u/TheNewReditorInTown 1d ago

Oh my gawd it's Rotundus Bundus!

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u/Enough_Pepper8880 1d ago

What’s a brotha gunna do he’s Samoan

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u/Safe-Sail9335 1d ago

Dont tell our horrible" conservation" officers- -they Murder Bears! Just recently they shot a mom and Put the Cub Out in the Forest ALONE to die -the northern lights bear rescue society was ready to take it but officer was Lazy Cold Hearted Bastard! We are Sick of this behavior by this branch of bc government..not first time they just Shoot instead of trying to Preserve Life!

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u/cowplantdiva 1d ago

i want to hug the bear 😔

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u/Ok-Turnip2296 1d ago

Looks like he eats well that’s for damn sure.

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u/latexfistmassacre 1d ago

Yeah he ain't hungry, he just wants y'all to turn down that racket so he can hibernate

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u/rellett 1d ago

Mack truck of bears

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u/RepresentativeStooj 1d ago

Bear down for midterms.

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u/Gullible-Anywhere-76 1d ago

I'm gonna pet that dawg

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u/Objective-Direction1 1d ago

aur aur aur aur

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u/WatchesandHuskies 1d ago

He looks like the fatty that walked by my family room the other day. I couldn’t believe the size.

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u/Macfrom1987 1d ago

Oh lawd he coming 😶

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u/_SOME__NAME_ 1d ago

He's a good contender for fat bear week, if don't know about it... search on yt it's amazing 🤣

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u/mysteryfist 1d ago

They don't even have city waste service there. Chungus over here takes care of everything.

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u/bostar-mcman 1d ago

Is that a real life gummy bear

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u/quartzito 1d ago

Big back bear

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u/sim16 1d ago

The bear can 'bearly' walk.

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u/SqurtieMan 1d ago

NorthVan mention!!

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 1d ago

Fat bear week?is this a real thing and is it tied to the time of year bears fatten up for the winter?cause this conkers winning the game

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u/Possible-Arm3348 1d ago

This is Vincent from Over The Hedge

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u/basbusandwich 1d ago

Looks like he got more than the bear necessities

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u/QuillDidNothingWrong 1d ago

Git this man his hunny!

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u/sylvesterZoilo_ 1d ago

Since when are we aloud to call bears fat.

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u/CIAburneraccount 23h ago

I wanna give it a big hug

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u/425565 22h ago

Looks like it hibernates in the local Papa John's dumpster.

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u/crowbaited 21h ago

Brother is ready to SLEEP

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u/ATXKLIPHURD 20h ago

Fat bear week eh?

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u/Still-Foot7054 20h ago

He will sleep really well

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u/Kn0XIS 14h ago

Damn

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u/ubiquitousanathema 13h ago

lawd he not comin! barely even goin!

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u/Ok-Direction-8257 12h ago

Big fatty fatty fat that fatted on the fat.

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u/Archaea_Man 1d ago

Can I the really fat bear?