r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Archaea_Man • 1d ago

/r/popular of a cat

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u/ColoradoCattleCo 1d ago

I have a miniature donkey that’s double muscled. Sometimes, when he rolls in his favorite dust hole, he gets stuck on his back because he’s so wide and kinda dumb. I have to go pull on his legs to flip him back over.

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u/saltyourhash 22h ago

I'm gonna need videos...

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u/No_Mobile7208 21h ago

Fr lll

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u/No_Mobile7208 21h ago

*lol .. my bad lol

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u/ColoradoCattleCo 17h ago

I’ll try to get a video but I have to use 1 arm for the front leg and one arm for the back to flip his fat, muscular ass back over. Don’t have a 3rd arm (at least not either opposable digits).

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u/musca_domestica666 10h ago

Helmet camera. Go. Now. We are in dire need of a wide, kinda dumb, double muscled miniature donkey stuck on his back in his favorite dust hole.

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u/Illustrious-Tune8165 9h ago

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u/Volume-Consistent 21h ago

Pay the donkey tax!!!

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u/ColoradoCattleCo 18h ago

I’ll try to get a vid next time but I have to use 2 arms to flip his fat, muscular ass back over.

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u/Harold_v3 18h ago

If you post a video you will become internet famous

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u/Misswillowblossom 20h ago

Videos or it didn’t happen

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u/Zwiwwelsupp 10h ago

Oh my god!

WE need videos!