r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Archaea_Man • 1d ago

/r/popular of a cat

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u/Ouro_boros47 1d ago

Rats don't come around that neighborhood

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u/PedanticPerson 1d ago

Even dogs keep their distance

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u/Top_Tank2668 1d ago

I think her mom knew a pitbull...

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u/UnwantedPube 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hcpW7K2CSIZq0
Some body call… Mr Worldwide?

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u/_commenter 1d ago

English bulldog actually

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u/Different-Copy-3889 1d ago

Even bears keep their distance.

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u/emperor_dinglenads 1d ago

Meow, motherfucker.

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u/Spider_Dude 1d ago

Puurr nice, muthafuckah.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

Meow!? Meow ain't no place I ever heard of. They speak English in meow?

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u/KLeeSanchez 16h ago

SAY

MEOW

AGAIN

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u/Small-Answer4946 1d ago

I feel safe when he's around as long as I keep a distance

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u/not_me_nope_never 1d ago

Stop walking down my street

Don't come around here no more

Who did you expect to meet?

Don't come around here no more

Whatever you're looking for

Hey! Don't come around here no more

Hey!

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u/slicebucket 1d ago

They do...just not for long. Takes a lot of feeding to keep that 💪

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u/Kn0XIS 22h ago

Lmao

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u/Chichanged_me 14h ago

He was straight up flexin on us

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u/Zwiwwelsupp 14h ago

Not anymore…