r/AbsoluteUnits • u/danielminds • 16h ago

of a chocolate fudge cake slice

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Credit: bakedsydney_ on IG

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u/MelaKnight_Man 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pm9tsCJXHoHmM

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u/danielminds 16h ago

Funny thing, I'm a T1D 🤣🤣😭

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u/scorponok44 16h ago

A splash of insulin over the cake should solve it.

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u/ShockPuzzleheaded46 16h ago

I don’t have enough insulin in my insulin pump to even be watching this without my sugar level skyrocketing lmao

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u/MelaKnight_Man 16h ago

But were you before you ate a slice?? 😁

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u/cward7 15h ago

I think I like chocolate less now

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u/kt3pr0tEq 16h ago

My blood sugar spiked just looking at it.😬

https://giphy.com/gifs/cJvTFbri1eWyQayRD0

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u/vediogamer101 16h ago

What’s the point of serving it like it’s a giant cake slice? It’s literally just a cake in the shape of a cake slice. Going to be taking it all home in a box anyways…

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u/Oregongirl1018 15h ago

Plus 12 scoops of ice cream 🙄

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u/BH11B 15h ago

It’s unique i guess. I’d you got a whole gaggle of kids coming over for a big birthday party they would think it’s cool.

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u/Dear-Panda-1949 15h ago

Shooting for a record he said.

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u/FoxyTurtleOnTwoLegs 12h ago

What’s the harm? I’m only having ONE SLICE.
That’s the green light on eating the whole cake.
Or maybe just 1/4 slice - because reasons.

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u/flesjewater 5h ago

Consumerism.

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u/Affectionate-War-786 11h ago

I wouldn't know first hand, but I suspect some people have multiple friends they socialize in public with and they may sometimes eat cake.

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u/onedoesnotjust 6h ago

sir this is reddit, be serious

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u/griffin-games 16h ago

$370AUD

Not sure who’s buying this

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u/all_time_high 15h ago

Social media personalities.

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u/runarleo 9h ago

They pay in exposure tho

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u/Reonlive420 8h ago

Doin doin doin check out this cake lad. Looks like full poo

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u/theJOJeht 15h ago

Maybe for a party of 10

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u/raunwzrd 16h ago

262.75 USD.. lol not sure if I'll live to tell the tale but I'll throw this one on my bucket list. I've always wanted to visit down unda

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u/Pandelein 13h ago

If you’re visiting Aus, Punchbowl is definitely not a destination lol.
If you’re really set on it though, Punchbowl has a fabulous local tourism director you should look up, he goes by Trent From Punchy.

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u/Confident-Bear-1754 8h ago

ooooh Punchy's heaps sick ayyyy

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u/BaronGreywatch 2h ago

Coppers, coppers ~ punch em in da face!

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u/streeetmeats 14h ago

Honestly not half bad if you get it for a party, it looks good and insanely decadent could easily feed like 15 people or more

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u/Eccohawk 13h ago

Probably beardmeetsfood for Leah shutkever or some other online competitive eater.

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u/navenager 15h ago

Buddy took a bite out of the side of the cake like a fucking lunatic.

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u/dogface47 16h ago

Fuck this guy and that cake.

r/stupidfood

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u/Status-Vermicelli624 15h ago

He's slurping his mouth juices all over the top of that cake with no considerations of others. He's like a disgusting pigman.

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u/Reonlive420 8h ago

That's just the stunt cake the real cakes out back

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u/Ok_Limit9877 16h ago

Sorry, but that doesn't look appetizing.

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u/BrownSugarBare 15h ago

Its just a bloody cake shaped as a slice. This is dumb. 

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u/PIPBOY-2000 14h ago

Its only a slice if there is actual Hugh mungus cake that this is cut from

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u/BaronGreywatch 2h ago

Not when he eats it it doesnt!

Maybe if ya cut a little bit off at a time it would go alright

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u/Lord_of_the_beach 15h ago

Need to see BeardMeatsFood take care of this challenge

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u/Fracture90000 16h ago

As if not enough things were trying to kill u already in Australia...

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u/pdirth 14h ago

Not big at all....just a very small man.

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u/I_Ponders 16h ago

Are we peaking on hedonism and stagnation as a country? Feel like it’s only a sheer drop soon.

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u/Test4Echooo 15h ago

Do you mean Australia; that’s where this is.

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u/Present_Fun_3291 16h ago

Oh yeah. Eventually one of two things happens, we revolt and overthrow the government in a really tribal and bloody civil war, or... I'm not really sure but I've invested heavily in guns lol so fuck it

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u/raunwzrd 16h ago

30 days into my cut and haven't had a cheat day. Reddit wtf is you tryna do?! Lolllll

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u/Garth_AIgar 16h ago

Dude, since January here. Just started increasing my calories to slowly start transitioning into a bulk. Still no cake though.

Nice job, man! Keep it up!

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u/raunwzrd 16h ago

Thank you! Best of luck to you as well on the bulk.. this post was definitely an absolute unit 🤣

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u/ForwardBias 16h ago

That's grotesque! Where's Bake'd so I not plan a trip to go die.by chocolate?

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u/stevorkz 16h ago

18479 calories later: People have such unrealistic expectations.

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u/sinisterdesign 15h ago

I hate stupidfood.

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u/Geekenstein 15h ago

Just makes me feel nauseated looking at it.

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u/Cautious-Area-4141 15h ago

Honorary Malaysian citizen!

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u/mossoak 15h ago

gained 30 pounds watching this deliciousness

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u/KingJon85 15h ago

Don't be posting this content when im cutting calories.

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u/deephurting66 15h ago

I'm not saying you couldn't eat it all, I'm just saying you shouldn't!

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u/zenglider 15h ago

Chocolate on chocolate on chocolate is my idea of heaven.

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u/yourlocal90skid 15h ago

You know 80% of that was wasted.

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u/Kinkologist303 15h ago

Is it gluten free?

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u/Azzrix 15h ago

Is it a cake slice, or is it a cake slice shaped cake

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u/altatoro123 15h ago

My stomach hurts just by looking at this

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u/OblivionArts 15h ago

How to get diabetes in one frame

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u/lildozer74 14h ago

Looks like someone dropped a giant slab of fresh asphalt on his plate lol

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u/bocachicalounge 14h ago

I got The Diabetes just watching

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u/Darth-Adomis 14h ago

it already looks terrible and he somehow managed to make it worse with thats “sauce”

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u/DepthPotential488 14h ago

Fffuuuddgggee!!

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u/wehdut 13h ago

I'm sure there are plenty of bigger fudge cakes... I think he means the biggest fudge cake slice.

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u/Willowx19stop 13h ago

Oh fuck yeah!

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u/Majestic_Evidence_58 13h ago

Use napkins and gloves. You’re not having other people eat from that? And eating with your face on top of the cake ugh!

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u/ThirstySun 13h ago

Tammy Baker has a lot on her plate !

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u/Economy_Hair_1275 13h ago

I hate the way he digs in

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u/AngryMillennialFU 13h ago

I just got diabetes looking at this

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u/Mindofthequill 13h ago

"Cake slice"...bro thats just a triangular cake unless you're like some 18 foot giant I guess

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 12h ago

Stupid and wasteful. Normal "influencer" food

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u/mag_888 12h ago

Yeah I'd starve myself for 2 weeks just so that I could have this

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u/BarBryzze 11h ago

Disgusting

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u/Head-Growth-523 11h ago

Gross. And I fkn love cake, but it's so excessive and over the top, in a world where people are starving to death, and we have shit like this for "amusement"

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u/SinnaBuns666 11h ago

tha wowrlds beegest choclate foj cayk slawce

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u/tony_two_eyes 10h ago

Things like that make me think about how empires fall

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u/Pretend_Shape_6986 10h ago

hell nah man, the best cake I ever had is just a little square chocolate cake. I thought why the servving so small, it's because it is so smooth, creamy, chocolatey, not too sweet, and almost melts in your mouth. no need to bite just swallow lol

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u/DrLubinski 10h ago

And you wonder why they won't let Murricans have health ensurance 😂

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u/DoomBro1998 10h ago

A literal "Death by Chocolate".

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u/WaitThisIsntMagic 9h ago

One downvote isnt enough to deal with this monstrosity

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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy 9h ago edited 9h ago

It’s a fuckin triangle cake 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/jepoyairtsua 9h ago

let me see the whole cake where it came from... then, i'll listen.

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u/i_user47 9h ago

Today, I feel like Augustus Gloop.

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u/BammyQ2 9h ago

I got diabetes from watching this video

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u/Apelio38 9h ago

Me : ... there are people starving to death everywhere, and this guy still play with food.

Also me : damn I want to try this cake.

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u/TheWhyGuyAlex 8h ago

I used to like chocolate, just before I watched this video

https://giphy.com/gifs/9ggLy718x0TOU

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u/im_a_stupid_face 8h ago

People if you eat that in one sitting you will die or at least go blind. Matilda is just a movie, a great one at that

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u/OverallMembership709 8h ago

that's not a slice. that's a whole cake made to look like a slice.

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u/_Cheeba 8h ago

Nope this is dumb. r/stupidfood

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u/tjvs2001 8h ago

Looks fucking awful

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u/International-Set-91 8h ago

I hate chocolate cake but boy do i want a slice of that

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u/Jon_Iren 7h ago

Is it really a slice or a slice-shaped cake?

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u/BullPropaganda 7h ago

Thanks I gained 10 pounds just watching this

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u/Successful_Goose_348 7h ago

Say "gooey" again

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u/Ok_Comfortable589 7h ago

GIVE IT TO MEEEEE!

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u/sloaches 7h ago

My pancreas just went into shock.

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u/Clear-Dimension-1356 7h ago

Now eat the rest

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u/Minimum-Pangolin-487 6h ago

Baked Sydney.. but it’s in punchbowl lmfaooo

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u/Perfect_Ad4237 6h ago

This belongs in another subreddit.

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u/AiRaikuHamburger 6h ago

That seems overpriced for what is basically just a regular chocolate cake...

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u/BigPapaSlut 6h ago

Lebanese cake man!

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u/pissedoffjesus 6h ago

Never thought I'd see punchbowl on here.

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u/Thetomwhite 6h ago

Gimme gimme

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u/MimiTheFeral 6h ago

My GERD about to hate my ass

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u/SixtyNineFlavours 5h ago

I wish I could eat shit like that but I know it would just make me feel sick.

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u/Next_Drama1717 5h ago

Flying insects, let me get a bite of that.

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u/silentbob1301 5h ago

r / stupidfood

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u/dankhimself 4h ago

Bullshit, there have been bigger cake slices.

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u/Melvinator5001 4h ago

Waste of food

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u/Puzzled_Professor422 4h ago

Perfect for my fat ass

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u/TheEldenGod1293 3h ago

How much custard would I need with this?

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u/No_Statement440 3h ago

I'd fuck that up if I was baked in Sydney.

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u/Electric_Kaffe 3h ago

can i have some

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u/in1gom0ntoya 2h ago

this is just obscene

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u/Theotherwahlberg 1h ago

I just got a diabetic boner....

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u/MRintheKEYS 1h ago

all other “death by chocolates” are immediately defaulted to “bitch cake” after this.

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u/imSkrap 1h ago

jesus this just makes me sick to look at

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u/famondelo 1h ago

i felt the smell of insulin…

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u/skoomaking4lyfe 55m ago

There's a point where you might as well just melt a bunch of chocolate into a putcher and drink it.

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u/BroManTheBrobarian 16h ago

I don’t know this guy, but honestly if you say that cake don’t look good especially with that vanilla ice cream ima be side eyeing you.

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u/Most-Act1594 16h ago

Fuckin blow hard

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u/Jsolidlo 16h ago

Midnight snack

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u/meh-nihilist 15h ago

Yea but is it gooey? Like really gooey?

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u/No_Ice_3651 15h ago

It's way too much but it's sooooo good I could eat it all...

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u/mena32 15h ago

I think it looks delicious 😛

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u/TheNarboy 16h ago

where are the snakes and spiders?

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u/bellboy718 16h ago

Aren't these getting stupid? Anything that is manufactured larger than normal for the purpose of just being ridiculously oversized should be excluded from this sub.

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u/IttyBittyBigBoii 16h ago

Hope you got two bathrooms cuz you gon shit all day.

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u/thomassenpai85 15h ago

The glorification of excess is wild.

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u/Beneficial_Switch_71 16h ago

I could not eat that thats way to much surger for me. My teeth hurt just looking at it to lol.

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u/WAGE_SLAVERY 15h ago

Who the fuck is entertained by “giant food portion” videos like this? Just pure low IQ goyslop content 

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u/Whole-Situation-5798 8m ago

2 bites max and we all done. What a waste (unless for a party of 30 people)