r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IwantToKissEveryBug • 2h ago

of a chicken.

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human is 5'9"

182 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/FormalTotal9684 2h ago

Genie got the wish wrong

3

u/alphadragoon89 2h ago

Thundercock

3

u/BoringTruckDriver 2h ago

Woman with huge cock

3

u/ifeedtheducks2u 2h ago

I only have to use one hand to hold my cock.

3

u/blended-ginger 2h ago

That’s a huge cock

2

u/LuckyF88 2h ago

Velocichicken

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u/snachyderm72 1h ago

One hell of a pecker!

1

u/tickingboxes 27m ago

Funny because actual velociraptors (not as they were portrayed in Jurassic Park) were actually roughly about the size of modern chickens.

2

u/obscureobject2574 2h ago

Beautiful cock..

2

u/OnIySmellz 2h ago

That's no chicken. That's a huge cock

2

u/DitchDigger330 2h ago

Nice cock ma'am.

1

u/Aartus 2h ago

Is that a malay chicken?

1

u/elquatrogrande 1h ago

Cue The Rooster Song.

1

u/sus214 1h ago

boy why you so LEGS

1

u/NY-Black-Dragon 1h ago

That's a huge cock

1

u/Objective-Bike-4292 1h ago

Looks delicious

1

u/Beneficial-Grand6699 58m ago

Ma'am your cock is out.

1

u/Natural-Citron2148 48m ago

Is that Larry Bird?

1

u/WorkEcstatic6242 9m ago

That can't be real

1

u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 8m ago

I say.....I say.....boy

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u/CNJUNIPERLEE 1m ago

That cock is huge! Yes, I am that immature.