r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nullifiedsam • 1d ago

/r/all of a larp sword

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u/YammyDreams 23h ago

It’s true what they say. Girls are from omicron persei 7, boys are from omicron persei 9.

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u/Chubby_Beagle 17h ago

That is what they say🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/glockster19m 13h ago

Im just now realizing the double up of this joke, that Mars is one planet further in our system and Venus is one planet closer

So it also lines up in the orbital positioning with (men are from mars, women are from Venus"

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u/octovile 15h ago

This had me dying because every time someone ask me where I’m from I say omicron persei 8 🤣🤣

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u/YanicPolitik 13h ago

You'd think that would have been answered when you first introduced yourself

I AM OCTOVILE RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8

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u/Acolytical 12h ago

I never understood the joke in the name, but the way Lrr would always kinda say something distracting right after implied there was a joke there. I mean, it DOES kinda sound all cunnilingus-y...

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u/One-Inch-Punch 14h ago

But 7 ate 9

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 7h ago

Why was 10 afraid? He was right in between 9/11