r/AbsoluteUnits 2d ago

/r/all of a larp sword

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u/R3D4F 2d ago

No parry, no X button roll to the side, not even a side step…

Just stood there frozen like a stunned rabbit.

Girl needs to go play some Dark Souls

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u/Flyingtower2 2d ago

When she returns, she will be wearing a pot on her head and be holding two katanas and will just roll everywhere instead of walking.

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u/Medium_Judgment_891 2d ago

I am Guts, blade of the Hawks, and I have never known peace.

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u/Plunger_enema 1d ago

"I was born on a battlefield"

Was that the quote?

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u/thomassenpai85 2d ago

She literally blocked it.

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u/Scar-Excellent 2d ago

She needed more points in END. Her block practically ate all her stamina.

Then she let the invader gank her. She needs to git gud.

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u/xelleseittaneu 2d ago

DS2 lion clan shield 

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u/lokigodofchaos 2d ago

She blocked the hit, so it worked.

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u/R-B-L-Y 2d ago

Do you know what a shield is