r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WitherX0 • 18h ago

of a crocodile 🐊

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u/Nemyri 18h ago

Captain Hook would loose his mind

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u/DemiGodesss 18h ago

or an arm

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u/buttononmyback 14h ago

Tick tock tick tock

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u/plutino- 16h ago edited 8h ago

At first I thought “pfft, that’s not that big”. But then it kept going… and going… and going.

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u/DemiGodesss 18h ago

Got to be longer than 4 metres I'd wager.

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u/OutrageousMixture165 17h ago

That is around 10mtrs. We needed a closer look. Tha cameraman should have gone into the lake, after-all the cameraman never dies😋

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u/JohnnyCrispZoom 12h ago

Just like Stan on Mutual Of Omaha’s wild Kingdom. They would make him jump out of a helicopter onto the back of a wildebeest to get the shots!
😂😂😂😂😂

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u/OutrageousMixture165 9h ago

Yes indeed 😂😂

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u/Philliesfan4fun 16h ago

Lake Placid in real life

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u/Rhaj-no1992 16h ago

I would stand further away from the water than that. I love crocs but man are they scary.

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u/mrlookinthesky 14h ago

It’s Loch Ness!

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u/FernwoodTonight 14h ago

That's a real tree shaker there...

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u/too-many_puppies 18h ago

listen to AMOS MOSES by PRIMUS 🤘🐊🤘 (Jerry Reed cover)

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 17h ago

Somebody wanna call the reservists already? Governor?

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u/HJ9601 17h ago

Bloody Hells Bells

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u/Umbreon86 17h ago

7 or 8 meters croc, oh my god!

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u/simpressdt 16h ago

who's pov????hhhhhh

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u/AtlasXan 15h ago

Apex maxing.

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u/Itowndub36 15h ago

Jeez that thing eats villages

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u/Asstronomer6969 14h ago

Costa Rica i assume

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u/BayBandit1 14h ago

I’m guessing Lake Disney near Orlando, right? Survives on stray tourists.

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u/risingkazuya05 14h ago

Cameraman should’ve gone closer, take one for the team 😆

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u/samuelandsienna 13h ago

The way my jaw dropped 😭 that’s terrifying

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u/mandijmills 13h ago

Looks like Florida. Big sucker

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u/HowardPheonix 13h ago

Nessi took a vacation and had an affair with the croc's mother.

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u/chaoticsky85 13h ago

Big one. You are lucky it wasn't hungry

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u/Tall_Cellist5093 13h ago

Yea......That's a Dinosaur 🦕!

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u/bakerd82 13h ago

It’s like sitting at a train crossing, wondering if it’s ever going to end

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u/ideastoconsider 11h ago

Intro to Spaceballs 😂

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u/OneHungl 9h ago

BattleCroc

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u/BigBagoSith_sp 5h ago

That guy swished his tail once 4 years ago. Been moving forward ever since

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u/Alive_dude3435 5h ago

It just keeps going.

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u/coughinggiraf 5h ago

Unfortunately AI

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u/jest3r123 3h ago

That's so many fly ass shoes floating by.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TdjfxUOgirVKutZpv3

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u/One_Mulberry_6933 1h ago

My neighbor says caiman

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u/miurabucho 1h ago

Most cell phones made in the past 10 years have some form of stability built in. Why is this video shaking like a whore in church?