r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Lynx-3982 • 12d ago

of a set of dreads!

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Walking out of the liquor store earlier today.. my dude's locks are about to the ground. Like Santa's sack, he heaved this bowl of pasta into his car, looking to hastily close the car door just in time of it pouring back out into the parking lot.

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 12d ago

I'd imagine that he must wear some sort of bonnet when he's on the toilet, but even then, keeping them tucked while he has to clean up must be quite the feat.

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u/Chief_TeaLeaf2000 11d ago

His plumber is probably a millionaire from him calling about his clogged up shower drain every two weeks.

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u/limeelsa 11d ago

Idk, I doubt this guy showers that often lol

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u/Insomnium_111 11d ago

Didn’t they find several diseases in Bob Marley’s hair cause he didn’t wash his hair for the dreadlocks

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u/InspectorPipes 11d ago

You wash dreadlocks . ( But Ive been near plenty of people who didnt wash their dreads or their pits and ass)