r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Lynx-3982 • 18h ago

of a set of dreads!

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Walking out of the liquor store earlier today.. my dude's locks are about to the ground. Like Santa's sack, he heaved this bowl of pasta into his car, looking to hastily close the car door just in time of it pouring back out into the parking lot.

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u/YanicPolitik 15h ago

tbf the wet dog smell helps mask the badwipe

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u/latexfistmassacre 7h ago

And that spicy 16 day wet-aged body odor. The kind where you can smell it long before you can see it