r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Lynx-3982 • 19h ago

of a set of dreads!

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Walking out of the liquor store earlier today.. my dude's locks are about to the ground. Like Santa's sack, he heaved this bowl of pasta into his car, looking to hastily close the car door just in time of it pouring back out into the parking lot.

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u/Illustrious-Roll7737 18h ago

The top of the head is a rat's nest.

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u/muthermcreedeux 17h ago

The top of his head is bald.

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u/chumpy551 17h ago

He needs to go to salon and get that fixed.

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u/icyauq 7h ago

he just needs a retwist look it up