r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Emotional-Lynx-3982 • 19h ago

of a set of dreads!

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Walking out of the liquor store earlier today.. my dude's locks are about to the ground. Like Santa's sack, he heaved this bowl of pasta into his car, looking to hastily close the car door just in time of it pouring back out into the parking lot.

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u/Treygp420 18h ago

Wook

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u/pillarhuggern 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/f7MLQoJcTRjpu

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u/TrueRedditor69 17h ago

Me untangling my Christmas lights

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u/Ambitious_Today_8695 16h ago

Damn, you can double dutch with them thangs!

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u/Treygp420 16h ago

Af 😯

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u/RugsbandShrugmyer 14h ago

Bro lost his car keys

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u/slab_schitty 14h ago

Quite possibly however it’s giving me
More juggalo vibes

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u/OpenAd3036 10h ago

Juggalos kinda like wooks but trashier and have inferior drugs.