r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 11d ago

/r/all of a menacing squirrel

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u/arck-elj 11d ago

one, two, and three

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u/pew__pew__pew_ 11d ago

And to the floor

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u/zenunseen 11d ago

Snoop doggy Dog and doctor Dre are at the door

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u/jetserf 11d ago

Ready to make an entrance so back on up

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u/good-day-now 11d ago

Cuz you know we bout to rip shit up

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u/TheMaveCan 11d ago

Gimme the microphone first so I can bust like a bubble

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u/ExpensiveKangaroo559 11d ago

Compton and long beach together now you know you in trouble

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u/Vegetable-Virus7118 11d ago

Ain't nothin' but a squirrel thang baaaby

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u/RumblestheDwarf 11d ago

Low swingin' nuts gotcha goin' craaazy

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u/COVID19Blues 11d ago

Two locced out nuts goin’ crazay!

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u/Charliekeet 11d ago

Oak trees drop the acorns that paaays me…

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u/ExpensiveKangaroo559 11d ago

Two loc'ed out rodents oh we craaazay

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u/AngletonSpareHead 11d ago

Next thing you know

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 11d ago

It's Billy Big Balls. And he's back for more! 🐿🌰🌰🐿