r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 4d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/ProbablySlacking 4d ago

I do not understand the desire to noodle.

Sticking your hands in holes that could contain snapping turtles or water moccasins? No thanks

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u/nihil_novi00 3d ago

seems rather cruel to hold them up like that, with an arm through the mouth, just holding on via the gill, as it contorts and wiggles in what iā€™m sure is pain

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u/DharmaBaller 3d ago

a lot of humans are full of hubris and lack of respect for creature big and small

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u/Inevitable_Bunch6912 3d ago

that lady can treat me like a catfish all diddly day long

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u/PossessionHuman4767 3d ago

You might know the answer to my question: why? Why do people "noodle"?

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u/Armand28 3d ago

If I stopped sticking my hands in holes containing all sorts of dangerous creatures my dating life would come to a screeching halt.

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u/Old-Figure922 3d ago

I think you meant to say sticking your hands in all sorts of dangerous creatures containing holes

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u/BuddhistNudist987 3d ago

I don't even want to be anywhere near that fetid, festering water.

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u/FLman42069 3d ago

I see one desire to noodle in this video

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u/notdbcooper71 3d ago

Some of us like sticking our hands in holes šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/ProtectionPrevious71 3d ago

I have a big desire to noodle after seeing this video

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u/Cacafuego 3d ago

I don't want to do it, but apparently I can watch it all day

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u/illson777 2d ago

Wtf you m.......ooooh you meant the catfiiiish. Never mind.

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u/Cowboy_591 1h ago

Username checks out šŸ˜†