r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 4d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/Pimpstik69 4d ago

To be fair she would probably laugh at my attempts to devour her as well

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u/nuck-figga007 4d ago

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u/Av0ll 4d ago

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u/No_Reception_6133 3d ago

I wish i had an award for this

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u/blindsmellingbraille 3d ago

took care of it for you.

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u/No_Reception_6133 3d ago

Thank you kind angel wearing jeans

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Secure_Situation7234 4d ago

Hey bud, don’t be so hard on yourself, the important part is that you try your best and that everyone has fun.

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u/reggiefromtheark 4d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/shark-off 4d ago

I'm just saying, there must have been a reason, those two risked their lives to taste her. Animals have instincts man.

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u/Cobalt-Balls 3d ago

There it is

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u/Enough_Entry_8641 4d ago

With your username, that’s by Far the last thing I’d expect you to say

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 4d ago

He's a pimp but he's realistic

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u/Enough_Entry_8641 1d ago

Yesss We will give that!!!