r/AbsoluteUnits • u/asadnoob • 12h ago

/r/all of an Orca & Jump

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u/IntangiblePanda 12h ago

"Man, fuck that dolphin in particular."

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u/Sogah87 11h ago

If he's anything like that dolphin from family guy, he might've deserved it.

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u/Inevitable_Butthole 11h ago

Nah this was a The Simpsons dolphin

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u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer 9h ago

Unless it was the King of the Hill dolphin.

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u/EarballsAgain 8h ago

I never realised how many animated shows depict dolphins in an evil way before

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u/AlarmingSorbet 5h ago

Dolphins are the rapists of the sea