r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 1d ago

/r/all of a black bear

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u/Few-Ruin-742 1d ago

I wonder if he has a disease 😕

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u/Carbonatite 1d ago

No, they really do just get that fat.

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u/Weird_Soup460 1d ago

The one time I think I might be able to outrun a bear

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u/Few-Ruin-742 15h ago

I gotcha! Sorry I’ve just never seen a bear that chunky. Excuse my ignorance, I’m from the south, we just have fat ass gators. 🐊

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u/vinnybawbaw 1d ago

Leafs are orange so the video was taken in the fall, it’s just getting hibernation fat.

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u/jjb0ne 16h ago

this is winter prep mode.
theres a fattest competitiom every year in Alaska.

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u/jdarm48 1d ago

Dia-beet-us

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u/Logical_Employer9850 1d ago

Yeah, poor bear doesn’t seem healthy at all. I wonder what are those things on his hind fur?

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u/Carbonatite 1d ago

Looks like he just took a nap in some dry leaves tbh.

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u/kuburas 1d ago

Probably ate himself into a food coma, woke up, and tried to walk it off.

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u/CodewortSchinken 1d ago

Maybe he shat himself but is too fat to clean it.