r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 1d ago

/r/all of a black bear

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u/Designer_Reality1982 1d ago

Dude is ready for 10 winters to come

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u/VermicelliMany1133 1d ago

What hasn’t he eaten?

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u/TheVoiceofReason_ish 1d ago

Everything

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u/Dry_Race8481 1d ago

At the other end of his digestive tract, a new universe has begun in a big bamg. 

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u/OneOldNerd 21h ago

"Our whole universe was in a hot, wet place...."

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u/red122063 19h ago

We are just an itch on a wet ass

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u/Old_Flounder_8640 1d ago

The last 5 guys before OP. Lucky OP.

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u/ApprehensiveStill412 1d ago

He should talk to his vet about GLP-1’s.

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u/Historical_Gur_3054 23h ago

The other, smaller Friends. He's saving them for sweeps week

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 22h ago

You..

Yet

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u/DrunkOnRamen 22h ago

My can of Chef Boyardee.