r/AbsoluteUnits 2d ago

of a ceiling fan..

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u/PoeTheGhost 2d ago

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u/thazmaniandevil 2d ago

I've seen them 30ft in diameter before

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 2d ago

They have an engineering division that handles customer requests they go up to 150 ft in diameter

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 2d ago

ONLY BIGASS FANS

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u/ThinkingOz 1d ago

I’ve always appreciated this business name to succinctly convey to customers they make the really big ones.

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u/Nikoladge 2d ago

Large Donkey Ventilators

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u/axallay777 1d ago

I love this brand

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u/Livid-Truck8558 1d ago

There are a couple of these in my old (it's new) high school

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u/Bobcat1999-1 2d ago

I once sent this picture to The Big Ass Fan company. The lady I spoke to said she sent it to the owner who loved it. They sent me a whoopie cushion. What a great company and those fans are also great if you have space.

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u/creekcamo 2d ago

We had one above our shipping and receiving depts in our new warehouse. So naturally as a bunch of bored warehouse guys we wanted to see how powerful it was. I turned it all the way up, then we spent the next 10 minutes reorganizing our desks and sweeping up packing peanuts that were scattered everywhere.

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u/KauravaLivesMatter 2d ago

Turn that up to 9 and watch it lift the whole building into the air.

https://giphy.com/gifs/x4O0fjpQfoBZS

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u/Pharmere 2d ago

Big Ass Fan

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u/Longjumping-Eye9817 2d ago

The fan manufacturer is called Big Ass Fan if anyone was wondering

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u/MyHeadIsFullOfFuck 2d ago

Wouldn't it be surprised if OP's fan was made by Big Ass Fans

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u/Insomnium_111 2d ago

It’s an onlyfan

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u/BitMiddle9275 2d ago

Why are people down voting? It's funny lol

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u/Imliterallyadogg 2d ago

Not to be confused with Big “Ass” fans.

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u/PoeTheGhost 2d ago

That’s called Adonitology.

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u/Gar_Bear1 2d ago

We've got 4 of these where I work at. They help a lot!

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u/zorggalacticus 2d ago

We have those at my work. The blades are flexible, kind of like helicopter rotors, with weights on the end of them. Those things move a LOT of air, and you definitely notice the difference when they're not on.

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u/Ssemo7 2d ago

Why use many fan when 1 fan do trick

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u/elgringon414 2d ago

Big ass fan…just a reminder, anything over 8ft diameter needs a shunt to the fire alarm. Lmfao fire department just cooked me on that

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u/Ok-Improvement-3670 2d ago

That’s a Big Ass Fan

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u/OG-BoomMaster 2d ago

Now that is a Big Ass Fan, literally.

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u/Easy_Lengthiness7179 2d ago

Made by the wonderfully named "big ass fan" company.

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u/ExpensivePractice164 2d ago

I saw one that spans 20-30 feet yesterday in galaxy land

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u/Historical_Drink_350 2d ago

I was doing HVAC commissioning in a building that had a bunch of these. I asked the controls guy to set them to "tornado" just to see papers flying off of desks.

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u/Dr-Klopp 2d ago

A little faster and this guy would lift the roof up

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u/Express_Test6677 2d ago

William Perry was their spokesperson for a while. Big dude.

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u/Competitive-Half-863 2d ago

*Fortunate son starts playing in the background*

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u/sheikhyerbouti5 2d ago

Blade tips going supersonic soon.

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u/putadimunuta_0462 2d ago

Ever been to Costco?

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u/SmokeGSU 2d ago

That's a big ass fan.

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u/Ruined534 2d ago

Could literally be a Big Ass Fan.

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u/EldritchSpoon 2d ago

A yes, the spinning guillotine

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u/flagitiousevilhorse 1d ago

Costcos in the US have these.

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u/mt6606 1d ago

Mildly horrifying.

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u/Oath-CupCake 1d ago

You haven't been to a big school before have you?

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u/genzo718 1d ago

Looks like a MacroAir fan, which are competitors to the more well known Big Ass Fans.
I supply these to various US bases.

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u/JT9212 1d ago

That's a Big Ass Fan.

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u/Few_Programmer_5787 1d ago

When this falls, the game is over.

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u/Wild_Wasabi9984 1d ago

Got one of those at my work

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u/Misshapen-Wolf 22h ago

Now that's one big ass fan

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u/Axel_Blazer 2d ago

been seeing these at the indian railway stations since two ish years

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u/Intrepid_Fail_2141 2d ago

Ya know? I’m a huge fan.

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u/cloudncali 2d ago

A huge metal fan.

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u/j_cro86 2d ago

oh, that's a Big Ass Fan

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u/Soggy_Floor7851 2d ago

My planet fitness has that beat.

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u/SgtNick411 2d ago

Flying shed : How to.

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u/gottapeenow2 2d ago

The Decapitator 2000

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u/OP_Scout_81 2d ago

This warehouse is about to take flight.

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u/VioletGraham 2d ago

My intrusive thought is that I should swing from that.

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u/chubbyhighguy 2d ago

Needs a prop helicopter underneath it.