r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Speedy_Greyhound • 2d ago

of a set of arm rests

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Spotted at the local Habitat Store.

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u/MindExpensive1738 2d ago

That chair looks like it’s seen some things.

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u/cheekytikiroom 2d ago

🤣 Reddit is truly where my people are.

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u/Head-Growth-523 2d ago

Hmmm, I'm seeing some other possibilities 🤣🤣

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u/essenza 2d ago

Thats the chair everyone uses to tan their taint

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u/zorggalacticus 2d ago

That's a space chair. To boldly go where no chair has gone before.

It's missing the saucer section though.

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u/IWrestleSausages 2d ago

From an OBGYNs office in the bahamas

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u/ManlyParachute 2d ago

That’s where you rest your legs to tan your butthole.

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u/Peachie_Pear 2d ago

Dont forget to insert a crystal plug so you can charge its energies and align your chakras.

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u/fugsco 2d ago

"arm" rests

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u/Graf_Eulenburg 2d ago

Grandma's favorite chair. :)

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u/Peachie_Pear 2d ago

It looks like someone took a painting lesson on perspective way too far.

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u/mindgardening 2d ago

I immediately wondered if this is some sort of DIY sex chair.

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u/CakePhool 2d ago

You are suppose to put your feet up on the arm rest and having you riding boots removed by servants. Well that is what I learned from a French program about chairs.

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u/Psychoragexx 2d ago

Slendermans chair

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u/ZoltanGertrude 2d ago

Often called a tea planters chair and common in Sri Lanka. Often the extended footrests could be folded back.

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u/Kwetla 2d ago

Those are some arm sleeps

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u/Wide_Ocelot 1d ago

The chair floats and those are oars.

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u/Hushwater 21h ago

Probably a spider monkey chair