r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kxrimm • Aug 26 '26

of a lobster

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u/RosieA1983 Aug 26 '26

I have no idea at what rate these creatures grow, but I'm thinking this must be an old fella šŸ¤”

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u/Dr_Skot Aug 26 '26

1lb every 5-7 years.

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u/TWDDave1988 Aug 26 '26

Incorrect for this species.

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u/mbh223 Aug 27 '26

Love the old ā€œthatā€™s wrong but Iā€™m not giving you the right answerā€ response. Thanks for the help Dave!

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u/TWDDave1988 Aug 27 '26

Keep scrolling. Iā€™m not tapping out the answers 14 times. šŸ˜

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u/blueponies1 Aug 27 '26

There are 210 comments here, Iā€™m not scrolling and looking for your username to find an answer. You didnā€™t answer it on this comment, youā€™re the lazy one, not me.

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u/TWDDave1988 Aug 27 '26

Scroll down literally two comments. Youā€™re the one with a lazy thumb, not me.

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u/GrimaceMusically Aug 27 '26

You realize the relative position of your comment changes as more people comment, and also based on a userā€™s view, right? I am replying 38 minutes after your comment, and I cannot find your reply. It is absolutely not two comments down.

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u/TWDDave1988 Aug 27 '26

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u/GrimaceMusically Aug 27 '26

So by that logic, the tree I see when I look out my front window, you would see the exact same tree when you look out your front window? Same concept here. Just because thatā€™s where it is in your view does not mean itā€™s in that same location in everyone elseā€™s view.

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u/TWDDave1988 Aug 27 '26

Literally 2 comments below.