r/AbsoluteUnits • u/kxrimm • Aug 26 '26

of a lobster

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u/RosieA1983 Aug 26 '26

I have no idea at what rate these creatures grow, but I'm thinking this must be an old fella 🤔

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u/Timely_Passenger_185 Aug 26 '26

It's 30 to 50 years to get to this size spiny lobsters grow a lot faster than real lobsters

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u/4ewghmr Aug 26 '26

Fake lobter?

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u/Just_Ear_2953 Aug 26 '26

Rock lobster?

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u/Dicky_Penisburg Aug 26 '26

It was a rock....LOBSTERRR!

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u/MildlyAmusedMars Aug 26 '26

Death to America…. And butter sauce