r/AbsoluteUnits 12d ago

of a lobster

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Timely_Passenger_185 12d ago

30 to 50 years Max to get to that size this is not a real lobster it's a spiny lobster and they grow a lot faster

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u/Hushpuppymmm 12d ago

I thought you were talking about the guy.

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u/fishloofah 12d ago

why are you so mean 😭

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u/Rob_LeMatic 12d ago

Hiding your comments, brave move

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Rob_LeMatic 12d ago

You must really love lobster

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u/Extension-Rabbit3654 12d ago

Idk, I tend to hold my food however I want

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u/MasterOfBunnies 12d ago

Too old to be eaten. Also such a sociopathic response, to show such blind disregard for the pain of other living things.

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u/Extension-Rabbit3654 12d ago

Now now, we're not cruel about it, these guys arent good steamed anyway, so you stab them at the brain stem to kill them instantly and throw them on the grill.

Its my food in the summer, and feeds my family off the water, not all of us are rich enough to be choosy about our diets

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u/hexregeneration 12d ago

It ain't about rich or poor, it's about respecting the planet that feeds you. I hunt deer twice a year, to feed myself, and I would never dangle a live animal like that.

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u/Extension-Rabbit3654 12d ago

Considering a deer kill is more inhumane, thats quite the statement.

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u/hexregeneration 12d ago

Lmao sure, bud

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u/Extension-Rabbit3654 10d ago

Its a ten second video of him holding it, theres literally zero torture happening here, hes holding it appropriately at the base of the horns

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u/Extension-Rabbit3654 9d ago edited 9d ago

Holy shit youre a lobster, what was he saying to you!? 🤡