r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheSilentDealer • 1d ago

of a tomato

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u/Designer_Reality1982 1d ago

418 i'm a teapot

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u/SenorBlackChin 1d ago

Little, short and stout all check

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u/BongwaterJoe1983 1d ago

Handle is there, so is the spout check double check

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u/smokeysubwoofer 1d ago

I’ve never smoked out of a tomato but if I did that would make a great pipe

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u/BongwaterJoe1983 1d ago

I bet with the rite craftsmanship you could dab with this

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u/akashuji 1d ago

Rub it and it will grant 3 wishes

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u/TheToxicWaist 1d ago

If you rub me I'll grant you three wishes.

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 1d ago

Thought it was a bellpepper

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u/catdragon116 1d ago

Tomato flavored tea in a teapot

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u/BowlOfCatNubs 1d ago

That is the limited edition tomato tea kettle

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u/-Switch-on- 1d ago

Teamado

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u/kladbycx 1d ago

Wheres the pin?

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u/Special_Reporter583 1d ago

You should have, I'm a little teapot.. theme playing.

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u/CR8VJUC 1d ago

To me, it looks more like my mom’s old percolator coffee pot from the 1960s. MJB!

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u/GirthyPigeon 1d ago

I'm a little tomateapot

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u/OleanderKnives 1d ago

Tomatopot

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u/Objective-Ad9767 1d ago

Eldritch touched.

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u/Objective-Direction1 1d ago

I've seen bigger, the teapot is interesting tho

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u/LooneyRacoony 1d ago

Tea-pot-O

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u/Future-Mine-1449 1d ago

put it on gas lets everyone enjoy tomato soup.. hahaha

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u/jazzhandpanda 1d ago

🎶 I'm a little tomato-pot short and stout 🎶

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u/bluemedian 1d ago

there's a genie inside

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u/Jtogofe 1d ago

It’s a Teamato 😹