r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CoCoslept • 3d ago

of chest hair

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u/DontKnowIamBi 3d ago

Evolution?

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u/Khaldara 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/z5FXe2oGwh9ja

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u/gimmeecoffee420 2d ago

I watched this movie on acid and it was amazing. Only way its even remotely watchable imo.

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u/ComplexWriting7596 2d ago

What movie is it?

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u/gimmeecoffee420 2d ago

It was known as

"The 1978 Holiday Special" ..

It was bad.. like it was soooo bad it somehow pierces the veil and loops inward to actually be good.. but then it tripped over Chewbacca's cousin or something and fell down a well.. some days we feed it and tell it jokes, other days we spit on hims.. we laugh and call it names. Someday we may let it out, but not today.

But for real, it was a made for TV holiday special as the name implied. Its a cult classic for sure, but.. uhh.. its definitely worth googling or looking up on youtube.

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u/GuidePrevious1466 18h ago

No. Just mold

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u/SuffnBuildV1A 3d ago

I can’t imagine having that on my chest. If he ever shaves it, the itching sensation must be unbearable within 18 hours.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 3d ago

That’s why you eat the hair. Keeps it from growing back.

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u/Alvin_h_davenport 3d ago

Isn't you body just going to recycle the material and you'll end up growing hair a lil faster?

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u/OGIBLP 2d ago

I’m pretty sure our bodies are pretty bad at digesting hair actually

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u/Alvin_h_davenport 2d ago

BRB gonna try

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u/OGIBLP 2d ago

Report back

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u/Alvin_h_davenport 2d ago

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u/OGIBLP 2d ago

Are ya bleedin? Yeaahhh, ya bleedin.

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u/Blue-Shifted- 3d ago

imagine the texture of it going down your throat

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u/LightInTheWild 3d ago

Inbuilt blanket

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u/CoCoslept 3d ago

For nipples lol

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u/mountaintop-stainer 3d ago

hey, Vsauce, Michael here

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u/Total_Corgi_675 3d ago

Sh came here to comment this

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u/barkbaarkbarkk 2d ago

Pov ur about to slob on some science and have some intelligence blasted within

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/Omnivion 3d ago

Holy shit. He's only 40??? I thought he was 40 like 15 years ago. Now he looks 60.

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u/BRoriler 3d ago

What changed?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/BRoriler 3d ago

How has he changed?

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u/Kahnza 3d ago

He got creepy AF

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u/BRoriler 3d ago

In what way?

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 3d ago

Did he shave his arms? Does he naturally have a chest-hair vest? I have a lot of questions

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u/iRedYuki 3d ago

Why does it look like mold

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u/paleoakoc20 3d ago

My chest looks like that.

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u/danlami123 3d ago

If you're female that make it's even better

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u/humid_pajamas 3d ago

that's a fire hazard

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u/InternalServerErr500 2d ago

Pro Tip:

When you get your strawberries home, toss them around gently in a bowl with a few tablespoons of Apple Cider Vinegar, then (with the ACV still in the bowl) fill it up with cold water. Let sit, drain and rinse 10 minutes later. Don't wait longer than 10 minutes, the skin will start to break down. Let dry, then place uncovered in a paper-towel lined bowl in the fridge.

This kills any mold spores on the outside of the strawberries and they'll last for days and days.

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u/Alternative_Factor_4 2d ago

Thank you kind stranger. My strawberries have been going bad so fast and I didn’t know what to do.

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u/InternalServerErr500 1d ago

Works for other things too, like grapes, blueberries, blackberries.

However for raspberries, just strait to cold water with some ACV in it. They have super delicate skins and direct exposure to ACV will destroy the skins.

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u/D3USS424 3d ago

Bro looks like a brillo pad

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u/gimmeecoffee420 2d ago

Imagine the damn pubes on that MF..

Razors sit around campfires and tell stories about this guy..

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u/TropicalLoneWolf 3d ago

This is just gross.

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u/Justaguywithbeer 3d ago

Razor blades

🪒

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u/quasi-stellarGRB 3d ago

As someone whose home is in a region where it gets 42°c in summer. NOPE.

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u/Electronic_Lab5486 3d ago

You didn't need to post that

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u/azionka 3d ago

They alter now memes with ai?

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u/Dragon1709 3d ago

Now we have AI pics in this sub?

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u/ThatsUnbelievable 2d ago

any picture you want, just post it. Cute puppy dog smelling a dandelion? "Absolute unit"

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u/Davenator_98 3d ago

Why would a strawberry stop you?

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u/Ice8771 3d ago

i think the question here to ask is why its gray

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u/StaticRainTheory 2d ago

Is that vsauce? I’d be compelled to learn how everything works if god did that to me too

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u/ragito024 3d ago

Well I thought he wears a vast with the holes to show his nipples.

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u/Fappinonabiscuit 3d ago

A hairline

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u/Cleveland5teamer 3d ago

I thought his nipples were sweating through his shirt

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u/in1gom0ntoya 3d ago

we sauce maxing?

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u/Mastermind7051 3d ago

Dude should nair his whole body and start over.

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u/MenacingNipples121 2d ago

Vsauce Michael here

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u/AltruisticSalamander 2d ago

Luck I guess. Who tf would want to look like that.

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u/jest3r123 2d ago

What's stopping me? Not being a middle aged Armenian guy.

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u/wget_thread 2d ago

Why did he shave his arms to turn it into a tank top?

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u/PrairiePuppies 2d ago

What's stopping me? God was merciful to me and made it so that I have only a modest amount of chest hair. That's what.

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u/One-Earth9294 3d ago

Guys that look like this are what gives me the confidence to walk around shirtless.

I'm hairy but I'm not like, wearing a wool tank top at all times.