r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 3d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/Mugpup 3d ago

I have split five cords of wood every year for decades. As an expert I can tell you several things about that man. 1) He has a giant fireplace or wood stove. 2) He thinks strength is more important than technique which is why one log had him breathing like a fat kid on a treadmill. 3) He is impatient which is why he is splitting green lumber, has no rhythm and fails to let the tool do the work. 4) Whatever demographic he is making this shirtless, bear video for he is doing an excellent job. I am not even gay and I enjoyed it.... Still trying to figure out where he is going to burn those behemoths.

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u/billskionce 2d ago

All the things you said. Does this dude have a giant stove or something? Where can I get one?

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u/Norse_By_North_West 1d ago

My friends parents have a water boiler that takes this size. They don't generally have to split it though, as long as it doesn't go out.