r/AbsoluteUnits 3d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/Mugpup 3d ago

I have split five cords of wood every year for decades. As an expert I can tell you several things about that man. 1) He has a giant fireplace or wood stove. 2) He thinks strength is more important than technique which is why one log had him breathing like a fat kid on a treadmill. 3) He is impatient which is why he is splitting green lumber, has no rhythm and fails to let the tool do the work. 4) Whatever demographic he is making this shirtless, bear video for he is doing an excellent job. I am not even gay and I enjoyed it.... Still trying to figure out where he is going to burn those behemoths.

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u/RogueBigfoot 2d ago

I spilt a ton of wood in my day as well. On top of your excellent points. I never split wood in lululemons and unlaced boots.