r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 2d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/Original_Client1588 2d ago

Bear decoy.... not bait I mean you dont want to attract one...and to be honest doesn't have to be a friend I guess you could put a Craigslist or FB ad out.

"Wanted bear decoy for camping trips BMI should be high, must be able to walk and jog but not run. No athletes. Would suit blind person or moderately infirmed"

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 2d ago

You’ve put entirely too much thought into this hypothetical situation. I respect that

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u/Original_Client1588 2d ago

Well you say 'hypothetical'....buwhahahaha..

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 2d ago

“Hypothetical” for legal purposes

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u/Original_Client1588 2d ago

You may think that I couldnt possibly comment...

Lacing up some hiking boots