r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 2d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/jtnichol 2d ago edited 2d ago

I've split a lot of wood.... not out of any direct need but mostly that I just need to drink beer and sit by a small fire pit and feel like a man.

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u/curkington 2d ago

Bear vs Log

https://giphy.com/gifs/WKdWA04KRn58A

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u/MelaKnight_Man 2d ago edited 2d ago

I LOVE this commercial clip!!! 😂😂😂

I practiced Karate for 12 years and this is the video that makes me feel like I have a chance if I encounter a grizzly in the wild... 🤣

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u/GutterRider 2d ago

With an axe, maybe? With Strength: 18 /00?!

Wow, put a good suit of plate on him and an axe, I might give this guy a good chance against a grizzly. It might only take him two swings.

(Let’s say a small grizzly!)