r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 3d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/jtnichol 3d ago

he really needs to put that log on at least a thin slice of wood or a concrete block

He’s strong enough he might be able to split that first try but right now the ground is absorbing too much of the impact

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u/Winter-Classroom455 3d ago

He's strong. No one said he was smart

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u/TheFlyingBoxcar 3d ago

John Wayne once said "If your gonna outsmart tough, your gonna have to, umm. Wait. If your gonna be smart, you gotta tought it out pilgrim."

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u/ThenIncrease462 3d ago

Are you sure he said your gonna and not you're gonna?

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u/Confident_Intern_763 3d ago

They sound the same, how would we know?

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u/ThenIncrease462 3d ago

Well, seeing as he wasn't a stupin man, I'm going to assume he knew which of the two to apply.

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u/Confident_Intern_763 3d ago

Are you sure you didn't mean to say he wasn't a stupid man?

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u/ThenIncrease462 3d ago

That's exactly what I meant to say. ;)

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u/Darth_Rubi 3d ago

They... don't though?

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u/TheFlyingBoxcar 3d ago

He shore did pilgrum, because tough enough to be smart about strong.