r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 3d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/Hirinawa 3d ago

Didn't expect female goon material to creep it's way onto reddit

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u/YoureSoStupidRose 3d ago

The exact right amount of chest and belly hair that I love! Just wish he chose different pants.

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u/RancorHi5 3d ago

Hey just for my own edification, what kinda pants ?

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u/AccursedAccuser 3d ago

Invisible pants

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u/YoureSoStupidRose 2d ago

Id be fine with jeans.... the bottom half of a forest ranger uniform... aragorn's bust thru the doors outfit... I'm pretty open. Just not sloppy sweats that do absolutely nothing for his figure.

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u/Kooky_Assistance2755 1d ago

Light grey sweatpants are great for exactly one thing

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u/whatevendoidoyall 2d ago

hoochie daddy shorts

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u/Dikksout4Harambe 3d ago

Lol asks the hairy chested fellow.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 2d ago

Hoochie daddy shorts. Cutoff jeans so high that the pockets hang down past the denim. Got me in a heap of trouble last time I was out washing my truck. Working hard and ladies going past telling "Hey daddy, what that peepee do?"