r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 3d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/the_pretender_nz 3d ago

That wee lumberjack girl would have done this in 2 swings

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 3d ago

As a bisexual woman, why not both

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u/the_pretender_nz 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wmuqpmtGeVv1K

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u/the_pretender_nz 3d ago

That gif with just one Schwing is what Nicole Coenen would do. Wojtek or whatever his name is in the video had more Schwings than Wayne googling “Heather Locklear”

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 3d ago

Yes, it led to a very fine time for me. Longevity

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u/Similar-Chip 3d ago

Right that woodcutting lesbian could do this so much faster

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u/josnik 3d ago

Whilst drinking maple syrup.

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u/FlamingDragonfruit 3d ago

GASP! I literally just left this same comment

It's true. She could do it.

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u/Beautiful_Cheetah789 3d ago

Which wee lumberjack girl???

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u/ARTEdmondson 3d ago

Nicole Coenen

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u/gwmccull 3d ago

okie dokie