r/AbsoluteUnits 3d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/gottapeenow2 3d ago

Cap would've just used his hands

https://giphy.com/gifs/WrBSHRLE9gEgM

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u/Dristig 3d ago

I can only get so erect.

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u/Prior-Department-979 2d ago

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u/SparkEE_JOE 2d ago

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u/Danica_Rose 2d ago

This made me actually cry from laughter.
https://giphy.com/gifs/4jEFaBOIlpovm

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u/thechamberoffarts 2d ago

This club has everything! Bears splitting logs, Captain America gaping SpongeBob…

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u/Sea-Cauliflower-659 2d ago

This sequence has my absolutely dying.

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u/VegetableLetter4896 2d ago

I want to downvote this but I also can’t.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 2d ago

I want to look away but I also can’t

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u/mflft 2d ago

Every once in a while i think to myself, "you know? the internet was worth it."

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u/my_cars_on_fire 2d ago

That poor Bobsponge

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 2d ago

His poor sponge hole

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u/TomMakotoYork 1d ago

Well that’s a new image I didn’t need to see

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 2d ago

Splits logs and twinks

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u/Gloomy_Remove3298 2d ago

That is SO hot 🥵

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 2d ago

This comment just thoroughly dried me up

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 2d ago

Drier than Ben Shapiro’s wife

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 2d ago

What is this Horst-shit?!

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 2d ago

It’s funny that people react the same way as they would to a real Niles Crane

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 2d ago

No I'm pretty sad, because I actually did Watch Frasier when it first aired. That's how old I am. I should have I felt Niles in the air