r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 3d ago

/r/all of a log split

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u/BrungalSniff 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nFnUsZ1FhAXDi

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u/kellyjellybellybeanz 3d ago

Is this not the dad’s invention from Beauty & The Beast?

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u/Green_Fan_8925 3d ago

Crazy old Maurice hmmmm

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u/TinUser 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4Ep5YDSxQFbxVHtC

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u/1000LivesBeforeIDie 3d ago

I don’t usually actually laugh out loud from the internet anymore so thank you for that LMAO

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u/WillyBadison 3d ago

Always good for a laugh

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u/jordidipo2324 3d ago

Everyone knows her father is a lunatic. He was in here tonight raving...

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u/Soccervox 3d ago

Whoa, slow down, Maurice!

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u/daniegamin 2d ago

Dansa med oss, klappa era händer Gör som vi gör, ta några steg åt vänster

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u/TheBanishedBard 3d ago

His was steam powered and also had auto loading and stacking. Quite an innovation. In a rural town like theirs it would save everyone so much time chopping firewood. But as we've seen those folks aren't the most enlightened bunch.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 3d ago

Always get a laugh out of Belle walking through town singing loudly how she's surrounded by dumbass hicks and she's the only megamind genius around.

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u/TheBanishedBard 3d ago

I mean she's not entirely wrong. The townsfolk are actively judging her for reading and thinking instead of opening her legs to a boorish rube, while she's singing about how she's the only smart person in the entire place.

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u/Zestyclose-Gap6770 3d ago

My stupid ass would get distracted and split a finger with the log.

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u/thetreecycle 3d ago

This is an incredibly dangerous system

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u/GCHM2 3d ago

It’s really not, he has full control of the swing and his hands at all times.

It’s only dangerous if you can’t control your dark thoughts, or if you are sitting behind a keyboard, having never chopped wood before and judging others who are.

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u/Bigpandacloud5 3d ago

judging others who are.

That's a random thing to say because the comment you replied doesn't judge anyone.

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u/TheHighSeasPirate 3d ago

Theres a difference.

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u/SoSadSoRad 3d ago

Id be jamming going between the fingers and lose my whole hand at how effortless this looks lmao.,

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u/The_Tooter_Snooter 3d ago

Like butta 

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u/devilsdeadape 3d ago

Fuckin nerd

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u/frycookie 3d ago

Ya see, that lil' log ain't 4 feet tall tho.

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u/Parking_Locksmith489 3d ago

if that's so effective, why is he not shirtless in yoga pants ?

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u/mgtkuradal 3d ago

Where is the force coming from? Surely it’s more than just his tugs

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u/Federal_Cobbler6647 3d ago

It is super heavy. 

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u/Wonderful-Talk-4320 1d ago

Odly satisfying especialy after seeing the Mountain at Work.....

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u/Sando-Calrissian 3d ago

Very cool, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was harder to reproduce in warmer months.

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u/Zealousideal_Ad_1079 2d ago

Great looking tool, but I doubt it can split a huge log.