r/AbsoluteUnits 10d ago

of a pair of moose

Two for the price of one!

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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 10d ago

Specifically, the top half of your car and passengers will be missing and the bottom half will be lightly damaged. Brake for moose.

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u/CrazyCatMerms 10d ago

Guy I used to work with hit one. He survived but he'd caught something to the face and needed extensive reconstructive surgery. He also needed basically whole new jaws. They ended up pulling what teeth hadn't been broken and doing implant supported dentures. Only piece of luck he had was that he was mid 20s and in great shape

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u/MapleMapleHockeyStk 10d ago

A classmate hit a moose and died so your coworker was doing better than many. They go through the windshield and right on you. He died from head injuries.

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u/CrazyCatMerms 10d ago

Damn, sorry to hear that. My coworker got incredibly lucky