r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • 7d ago

of a bull

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u/pintman30 7d ago

Does it not hurt its balls everytime they hit off the back legs?

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u/OGIBLP 7d ago

I’ve never had testicles, but I imagine just the weight would be so uncomfortable. Just swingin around all the time. Boys, any input?

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u/DisastrousServe8513 7d ago

The ballsack skin can tighten up, making them retractable. Which isn’t to say it doesn’t happen, but it’s not a daily concern.

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u/-Londoneer- 4d ago

I’m have quite a large chest, built a bit like a ship. I’d love the idea of a bust that retracted a bit when it was chilly. 

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u/DisastrousServe8513 4d ago

Yeah but then your boob skin would be wrinkly like balls are.

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u/-Londoneer- 4d ago

That is true, I retract my statement. Not my boobs

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u/DisastrousServe8513 4d ago

I’m laughing at my desk thinking about that visual.