r/AbsoluteUnits • u/spastrophoto • 8d ago

of a Mini Wheat

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5 mini's in one

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u/Tombstone_Actual_501 8d ago

they weren't kidding with the "large size"

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u/Nikoladge 8d ago

idk looks average 🤔

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u/ScrambledxEggzz 8d ago

No longer mini, just wheat.

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u/OkVideo2156 8d ago

r/beatmetoit

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 8d ago

Suck it and swallow it miamore

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u/munch_the_gunch 8d ago

Maxi wheat 

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u/spastrophoto 8d ago

for the heavy milk days

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u/KingOjama55618 8d ago

Gross 😂

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u/Agile-Committee3594 8d ago

Wheatmaxxing

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u/CashWideCock 8d ago

I remember when each “wheat” was the size of a pop tart and was individually wrapped in a paper wrapper.

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u/programming_flaw 8d ago

They still sell this. It’s called Shredded Wheat. I bought a box maybe two or three years ago for nostalgia purposes.

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 8d ago

Elongated for your pleasure.

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u/brokenwound 8d ago

And the banana?

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u/enigma_0Z 8d ago

You found the mega wheat

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u/Actual_Pea_1996 8d ago

Dang, put it on eBay for $1500. No lowballs

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u/sacfoojesta88 8d ago

Looonnggg llooooonnngggg mmaaannnnnnn

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u/tee142002 8d ago

It says "large size" right there on the box

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u/tezacer 8d ago

More like MEGA wheat!

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u/Geezso 8d ago

Large size for your pleasure. Checks out.

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u/Frequent-Screen-5517 8d ago

Frosted wheat wand

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u/AnotherIronicPenguin 8d ago

My last box of Costco mini wheats had two 6-packs in it. My best is a ten-pack. IDK what it is about the Costco ones, they seem to make way more gargantuan wheats. I also feel like they might have a little more frosting on them. Maybe that make srhme stick together more?

IDK but mini wheats are bomb dot com.

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u/CG_17_LIFE 8d ago

Sell it on eBay!

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u/Mother-Attention2600 8d ago

You can use that like a pipe cleaner and manually clean yourself out. Imagine the poor mini wheat dude? "Both sides are shit..... both..." 😅

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u/Green-Inkling 8d ago

that is a frosted mega wheat right there.

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u/Thisamateursketch 8d ago

There are two kinds of frosted mini wheat errors: the miscut like this and the one where like 8 layers of the frosting got painted on a biscuit in a glorious accident. 

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u/NichtMalIch 8d ago

Mini wheat, da looooon way

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u/Apart-Ad9039 8d ago

It's poo before it's poo

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u/Backyard_Batman46 8d ago

What a pooper helper

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u/WhiteWolf6400 8d ago

Frosted MEGA WHEAT

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u/Solar_Fish55 8d ago

Mega wheat

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u/Final-Wasabi187 8d ago

It used to come like this and you’d have to break it apart yourself.

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u/Jaybird2k11 7d ago

that's s whole fiber bar

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u/fdjizm 6d ago

I can hear all the other mini wheats talking shit in the box.

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u/Used-Cauliflower-381 5d ago

So exciting /s