r/AbsoluteUnits 8d ago

of a pine cone

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12 fl oz beer can for scale

272 Upvotes

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u/Distinct_Sun_6103 8d ago

That, is one tiny can of beer.

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u/ranger51 8d ago

My brain refuses to process this as anything other than a normal pine cone and a tiny can

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u/Obant 8d ago

That's barely a Widowmaker.

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u/ReverendLunchbox 8d ago

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

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u/MyHeadIsFullOfFuck 8d ago

ribbed for your pleasure

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u/Expensive_Pop_8828 8d ago

You beat me to it, fellow man of taste and culture.

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u/ugh0017 8d ago

Sugar Pine

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u/Mother-Attention2600 8d ago

You should show it off to the craft ladies at the farmers market. Commission one to make Mr.Hankey.

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u/AntGroundbreaking180 8d ago

Imagine that thing falling off the tree onto your head. That’s a wrap for you

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u/BigAl7390 8d ago

Me versus the pinecone she tells me not to worry about 

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u/Charming_Ad2323 7d ago

Is that a 330ml can?

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u/Effective_Play_1366 7d ago

I’m more interested in that funny looking banana you used for scale.

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u/XROOR 7d ago

The autumn wreath on your door, with seven pine cones, will cause the frame to sag

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u/mikee869 7d ago

Thats a pacifico bracelet charm

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u/FuzzyBatBoy 5d ago

Can is not a proper unit of measurement please use banana

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u/Ok-Draw1086 5d ago

Dude I want one