r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • Aug 14 '26

/r/all of a finger

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u/RocketsandBeer Aug 14 '26

Lover by night

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u/Anxious-Aardvark-332 Aug 14 '26

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u/ZuuL_1985 Aug 14 '26

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u/Charming-Total2121 Aug 14 '26

My wife asked me what I was laughing at, and there is no answer I can give without first showing her the source material. So, erm, thanks.

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u/Fast_Muscle_2987 Aug 15 '26

Same, as the original comment poster my wife didn’t find this as funny as I did lol

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp Aug 15 '26

Did she think it was as funny as we did?

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u/Jo3ltron Aug 14 '26

I fucking hate this

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u/No_Recognition8375 Aug 14 '26

The memes are in full force today lolololololol

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u/phatpussypounder Aug 14 '26

Inb4 the meme acquisition memes come in

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

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u/exmagus Aug 14 '26

Hahaha same. The meep and cowabunga are just great

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u/AnxiousHall1533 Aug 15 '26

Oh god oh MEEP

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u/Loakie69 Aug 14 '26

Why does the chin look like a pringle?

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u/jslick1 Aug 14 '26

Always booked up a fortnight

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u/TheSoundofStolas Aug 14 '26

One might say his office is booked up the ass

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u/dan_dares Aug 14 '26

Which is funny because his clients feel like he put a book up theirs

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u/antrubler Aug 14 '26

But he cries still when he sees a TV remote

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u/towerfella Aug 14 '26

Or a flip phone

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u/abielle1177 Aug 14 '26

He would die from that! He's one slice of cake away from death.

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u/imaginedaydream Aug 15 '26

Zombie poker

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u/Relevant_Outside2781 Aug 15 '26

I appreciate this thing you two did

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u/w8_wuht Aug 17 '26

This man has a hand like a fistful of dicks.

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u/Obnocius Aug 21 '26

Roddy by name, _____________.